Brian Moser
brianmoserofficial.bsky.social
Brian Moser
@brianmoserofficial.bsky.social
"Who am I?"
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Wanna feel old?
The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago!
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Deep chat with my bro 🤪 @dextergirlboss.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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wish they would’ve just put michael c hall in a goofy wig for dexter: original sin
November 27, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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My honest reaction when someone asks me to communicate my feelings
January 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Probably a lukewarm take but i dont like those "hyperrealistic" game mods. It takes away all the art style choices and just turn it into something more bland. Loses the sauce. Lukewarm bc its a mod that i dont have to download so its really none of my business but idk why ppl like it
January 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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dear anyone ever designing boss fights for video games: please just let me hit the guy
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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🪦
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This is me.
This is who you are trying to cancel.
January 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Cat
January 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals.

I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.
December 14, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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Uni :3
December 22, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"

Horse: "I don't think I am."

Poof! The horse disappears.

You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good
January 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Some quality time with my little brother😜had a couple of cold ones and a nice chat then called it a night @dextergirlboss.bsky.social #familyreunion #sharingabrewski #debisintheshedlolz
January 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Felt cute might delete later
January 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is me irl (if you even care)
January 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
January 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@dextergirlboss.bsky.social Hey there little brother.
January 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Does anyone know a good electrician? My home freezer just broke :(.
January 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Barbie. Be patient. One day we'll share a cold one. :)
January 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM