Brian Bauman
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Brian Bauman
@brianmbauman.bsky.social
Software architect at @paizo.bsky.social. Freelance RPG writer. Over-prepared GM. Genre bait-and-switcher. Ask about my decoy birthday.
Watching Star Trek: TNG, and the entire plot of S4E16 is LaForge bemoaning how his AI assistant gave him misleading information and made him look foolish.

Prescient!
September 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"Please, you must come inside and try the Amazontillado!"
August 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
DM: "So the kids are chasing after you now, laughing at you and mocking your baldness."

Elisha: "I cast Summon Proud Bear."
May 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
MFW my GM tells me I'm playing the Grinch for our Christmas one-shot, then hands me a character sheet with a pole about 29.5 feet short.
December 23, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Apropos of nothing, I appreciate how @paizo.bsky.social's union contract requires that if the company requires materially similar services within 18 months of a layoff, they must offer those laid off their jobs back.
December 17, 2023 at 9:37 PM