Brian
@brianinseattle.bsky.social
funny nerd in seattle. let's get pedantic!
We must preach the gospel of Kimb!
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We must preach the gospel of Kimb!
Don’t they know it’s Kimbmas?
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don’t they know it’s Kimbmas?
On bright side, ghost mall has hot pot
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
On bright side, ghost mall has hot pot
I was watching Madeline Kenney at the Sunset or I would’ve in a heartbeat! Ethel’s new album is so good.
August 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I was watching Madeline Kenney at the Sunset or I would’ve in a heartbeat! Ethel’s new album is so good.
5’4” is a state of mind, not a physical height.
July 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
5’4” is a state of mind, not a physical height.
His profile definitely says 5’8” I’m sure
July 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
His profile definitely says 5’8” I’m sure
“Now be off”…. The way my blood boiled
July 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Now be off”…. The way my blood boiled
I don’t mean to brag but I’m good at airport.
July 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t mean to brag but I’m good at airport.
Do they do a warranty replacement? Might be worth it if it’s already throwing a fit.
July 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Do they do a warranty replacement? Might be worth it if it’s already throwing a fit.
Reposted by Brian
went from "status update: having beers!" to "we shall pull god out of the machine"
July 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
went from "status update: having beers!" to "we shall pull god out of the machine"
Brb, blocking you real quick
July 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Brb, blocking you real quick
Everybody deserves the loves 🫂
June 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Everybody deserves the loves 🫂
But would you let someone take care of you? 👀
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
But would you let someone take care of you? 👀
I have no more out left to crash, honestly
June 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have no more out left to crash, honestly
Ah, confusing phrasing. Let’s try “real men, such as Claude”.
June 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ah, confusing phrasing. Let’s try “real men, such as Claude”.
Real men like Claude, got it.
June 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Real men like Claude, got it.