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Theatre PR guy, ex-pat sportswriter, would-be Renaissance Man and JEOPARDY! champion who is the dumbest member of my family.
I thought Murphy was a slam-dunk this time.
I don't have a terrible problem with Kent. Except Lou Whitaker was a better second baseman.
I don't have a terrible problem with Kent. Except Lou Whitaker was a better second baseman.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I thought Murphy was a slam-dunk this time.
I don't have a terrible problem with Kent. Except Lou Whitaker was a better second baseman.
I don't have a terrible problem with Kent. Except Lou Whitaker was a better second baseman.
They pulled "presidential immunity" so deep out of their asses that it tickled their tonsils.
Nothing is out of bounds for this rogue court.
Nothing is out of bounds for this rogue court.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
They pulled "presidential immunity" so deep out of their asses that it tickled their tonsils.
Nothing is out of bounds for this rogue court.
Nothing is out of bounds for this rogue court.
Let's go to our correspondent, Darren McGavin, who can explain the significance of this award...
"It's a major award!"
"It's a major award!"
two men standing next to each other with the words it 's a major award behind them
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words it 's a major award behind them
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Let's go to our correspondent, Darren McGavin, who can explain the significance of this award...
"It's a major award!"
"It's a major award!"
I'm bummed the Kohl's Mom didn't present the award.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I'm bummed the Kohl's Mom didn't present the award.
He's not wrong.
Finebaum is a disgrace. All the competent folks ESPN let go and this mouth-breather still collects a paycheck.
Just because the Four-Letter needs an SEC honk.
Finebaum is a disgrace. All the competent folks ESPN let go and this mouth-breather still collects a paycheck.
Just because the Four-Letter needs an SEC honk.
August 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He's not wrong.
Finebaum is a disgrace. All the competent folks ESPN let go and this mouth-breather still collects a paycheck.
Just because the Four-Letter needs an SEC honk.
Finebaum is a disgrace. All the competent folks ESPN let go and this mouth-breather still collects a paycheck.
Just because the Four-Letter needs an SEC honk.
It's like Picasso dropped acid and decided he needed to hit the canvas.
August 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's like Picasso dropped acid and decided he needed to hit the canvas.
I know you're usually on top of your facts, but as a Dan Jenkins fan dating to his iconic tenure at Sports Illustrated and owner of a good half-dozen of his books (and "You Gotta Play Hurt" is a must-read), I've got to point out that "Dead Solid Perfect's" author is DAN, not Roy, Jenkins.
July 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know you're usually on top of your facts, but as a Dan Jenkins fan dating to his iconic tenure at Sports Illustrated and owner of a good half-dozen of his books (and "You Gotta Play Hurt" is a must-read), I've got to point out that "Dead Solid Perfect's" author is DAN, not Roy, Jenkins.
A FOLLOW-UP question? Committing journalism?
Kristin better be careful here. Her overseers won't like that.
Kristin better be careful here. Her overseers won't like that.
July 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A FOLLOW-UP question? Committing journalism?
Kristin better be careful here. Her overseers won't like that.
Kristin better be careful here. Her overseers won't like that.
Wingnut Welfare in 3D living color, folks.
July 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Wingnut Welfare in 3D living color, folks.
Which means Murkowski is voting for him.
As predictable as the second ring on a phone.
As predictable as the second ring on a phone.
July 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Which means Murkowski is voting for him.
As predictable as the second ring on a phone.
As predictable as the second ring on a phone.
Tumbrels.
Don't forget the tumbrels.
Don't forget the tumbrels.
June 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tumbrels.
Don't forget the tumbrels.
Don't forget the tumbrels.
It reminds me more of what SecDef ScotchGlass does with his endless free time. #GetHammered
June 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It reminds me more of what SecDef ScotchGlass does with his endless free time. #GetHammered
Can you please stop electing people like this. She was the swing vote that gave us SecDef Scotchglass.
Now, hog castrator says this.
Now, hog castrator says this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can you please stop electing people like this. She was the swing vote that gave us SecDef Scotchglass.
Now, hog castrator says this.
Now, hog castrator says this.
Rick Wilson about the New Abnormal?
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Rick Wilson about the New Abnormal?
What did he say? Curious.
May 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What did he say? Curious.
"Fox News" would bleat about this 24/7. Seannie Boy and that hat rack with ears, Jesse Waters, would be frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs. And that cousin-humping yahoo, Jamie Comer, would have impeachment proceedings up & running before lunch.
May 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
"Fox News" would bleat about this 24/7. Seannie Boy and that hat rack with ears, Jesse Waters, would be frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs. And that cousin-humping yahoo, Jamie Comer, would have impeachment proceedings up & running before lunch.
May 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
So are Kristi Noem and Linda McMahon. And don't forget Amy Coney Barrett from Reign of Error 1.0.
April 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So are Kristi Noem and Linda McMahon. And don't forget Amy Coney Barrett from Reign of Error 1.0.