Brian Hattab
@brianhattab.bsky.social
i am not actually rose lavelle
Liquid Glass? More like Sucks Ass, am I right?
Apple today rolled out its huge iOS 26 software upgrade, which is available to download now. Here are the features we think you need to try.
iOS 26 Is Here. These Are the Best New Features.
Apple’s latest iOS overhaul sports a glassier design and includes useful features like live language translation.
nyti.ms
September 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Liquid Glass? More like Sucks Ass, am I right?
just found out i'm still logged into this app on my laptop lmao
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
just found out i'm still logged into this app on my laptop lmao
New sports reaction image just dropped, y’all
Some bold ideas here
March 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
New sports reaction image just dropped, y’all
First AAC victory for USF lacrosse ✅
March 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
First AAC victory for USF lacrosse ✅
The joke itself is classless, no arguing that. But trying to bat flip it with a “Yeah, I said it” may actually be the worst offense here
Hey @protagonistsoccer.bsky.social and @theuslshow.bsky.social, it’s one thing to produce shitty podcasts… It’s wild as fuck though to actually greenlight a show where a host of yours has jokes about the Flint water crisis while trying to be some fake badass about it.
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The joke itself is classless, no arguing that. But trying to bat flip it with a “Yeah, I said it” may actually be the worst offense here
Beautiful day at Corbett
March 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Beautiful day at Corbett
If @danfrompasco.bsky.social does not eat poutine some time in the next 24 hours, I’m left with no choice but to believe he hates Canada and supports the “51st state” narrative. Go Sun!
March 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If @danfrompasco.bsky.social does not eat poutine some time in the next 24 hours, I’m left with no choice but to believe he hates Canada and supports the “51st state” narrative. Go Sun!
Lacrosse is my favorite sport I know the least about by far
February 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Lacrosse is my favorite sport I know the least about by far
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This site is good, but what could make it better is if my favorite posters were sponsored by sports betting apps.
February 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This site is good, but what could make it better is if my favorite posters were sponsored by sports betting apps.
lmao this game RULED
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
lmao this game RULED
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New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants
Could the lasting impact of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show be the return of bell bottoms? A varsity jacket referenced his own career, and a chain inspired some questions. But the cut of his jeans was the biggest surprise of the night, writes our fashion reporter. nyti.ms/4k5sBkX
February 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants
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Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock
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don’t think I’ll ever be persuaded a restaurant needs AI to prevent itself from seating Matthew McConaughey outdoors in the pouring rain
February 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
don’t think I’ll ever be persuaded a restaurant needs AI to prevent itself from seating Matthew McConaughey outdoors in the pouring rain
Excited for the Sunny episode they make about this game in 3 years
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Excited for the Sunny episode they make about this game in 3 years
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Call me an old, but this isn’t for me
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Call me an old, but this isn’t for me
He looks like he’s standing, not sitting, in this photo hope this helps
President Trump was in New Orleans on Sunday, becoming the first sitting president to attend a Super Bowl. See more updates: nyti.ms/4k2bDUu
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He looks like he’s standing, not sitting, in this photo hope this helps
MLB should just make their annual social media post announcing it’s their time to shine now since this game is over lmao
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MLB should just make their annual social media post announcing it’s their time to shine now since this game is over lmao
*whispers* I like the score bug
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*whispers* I like the score bug
Hey, that’s the team from Ted Lasso!
February 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hey, that’s the team from Ted Lasso!
Could have just stopped after the 9th word in this post
February 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Could have just stopped after the 9th word in this post
I’ve seen enough. We’re a lacrosse school now.
February 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’ve seen enough. We’re a lacrosse school now.
USF was down by 14 with 2 mins left in the first half lmao
January 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
USF was down by 14 with 2 mins left in the first half lmao
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Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better