"I am sorry master. I forgot to charge the batteries. What will you do."

"Igor, you fool. Here, take this metal pole and sit on the roof for a while. They say the view is great on a night like this..."

this is the first time ever i get to use my name as a username on social media without it begin taken… it feels good.. i feel powerful and better than everyone else

@lindzmcleod.bsky.social been on here a while slowly migrating from twit. Hasn't been that easy to find fellow migrants / writers

Hello writing comunity

@paranormaljunk2.bsky.social I bought your book. Will be starting it tonight.

Groups of 52 year olds hanging around outside a Costcutter, trying to persuade a 54 year old to go in and buy them some fags.