Dogs are the best 😍

Oh that sounds painful. I mean, if life is just hell either way, you could have just stayed a lawyer.

JFC 🤦‍♂️

Sure, here are my huskies :)

My first though is Leonard Cohen

Too believable.

I couldn’t remember, but it was almost definitely this ⬆️

As an outsider, it’s weird seeing Americans saying to sue - file a petition to have them charged with aggravated assault. Why do y’all sue when there’s supposedly a criminal justice system?
Unfortunately, I think I know the answer, but it’s bizarre if you live anywhere else.

If only…

I’m going to tel you the same thing I told The Onion, it’s only funny if it’s NOT true.
I hate that this timeline has murdered satire.

Thankfully they had pretty comprehensive Sex-Ed in school starting in, I want to say seventh grade (?). Having this conversation with my parents would have been as mortifying as it would be medically inaccurate.

Don’t give them ideas

Completely accurate.

Cleanliness aside, look into how many trees you can save if you don’t rely exclusively on toilet paper.

It’s only funny if it’s NOT true.

Yessss! I got the microchip that makes me love dogs 😍
Thank you, computers!