Brian Enigma
@brianenigma.bsky.social
Portlander, Puzzled Pint organizer, video software engineer, Maker of bits & atoms. he/him 🇺🇦🌻💙
• Site: https://netninja.com
• Mastodon: https://xoxo.zone/@BrianEnigma
(I mostly cross-post here from Mastodon.)
• Site: https://netninja.com
• Mastodon: https://xoxo.zone/@BrianEnigma
(I mostly cross-post here from Mastodon.)
I love these small goth pumpkins!
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love these small goth pumpkins!
No, I swear. It's just a meat tenderizer.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No, I swear. It's just a meat tenderizer.
Sometimes "do your own research" isn't just googling your own confirmation bias.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sometimes "do your own research" isn't just googling your own confirmation bias.
MERRY EFFIN CHRISTMAS
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
MERRY EFFIN CHRISTMAS
The dream of the Blackberry is alive in Portland. #Meshtastic #Meshcore
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The dream of the Blackberry is alive in Portland. #Meshtastic #Meshcore
Magician, as constructed by christineroseauthor.com out of glass. #tarot ##tarot##glassd#StainedGlass
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Magician, as constructed by christineroseauthor.com out of glass. #tarot ##tarot##glassd#StainedGlass
Because of prior plans (Raven's Manor, nach!) we are once again the house with unattended full-size candy.
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Because of prior plans (Raven's Manor, nach!) we are once again the house with unattended full-size candy.
Received my 10-year "red badge" last week. It's wild and breaks my brain to think that I've been at a tech job for that long. They've always had about a 2 year expiration. I'm a little annoyed that it's not a 15-year purple, which it otherwise would be, but they're not counting pre aqui-hire time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Received my 10-year "red badge" last week. It's wild and breaks my brain to think that I've been at a tech job for that long. They've always had about a 2 year expiration. I'm a little annoyed that it's not a 15-year purple, which it otherwise would be, but they're not counting pre aqui-hire time.
I have no joke. I'm just going to say "DICK POLE."
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I have no joke. I'm just going to say "DICK POLE."
Three Words: Darth Jar-Jar
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Three Words: Darth Jar-Jar
Why yes I did almost put my glasses in my tea.
October 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why yes I did almost put my glasses in my tea.
When you have to use your middle initial for disambiguation.
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When you have to use your middle initial for disambiguation.
Something about the Framework laptop's Ethernet module reminds me of PCMCIA Ethernet adapters from the 90s.
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Something about the Framework laptop's Ethernet module reminds me of PCMCIA Ethernet adapters from the 90s.
Wow, sure does suck to be an #ICE agent right about now, huh? #QuitYourJob
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wow, sure does suck to be an #ICE agent right about now, huh? #QuitYourJob
I picked a few more goth tomatoes today.
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I picked a few more goth tomatoes today.
Two full-size cats occupy this igloo.
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Two full-size cats occupy this igloo.
Annual subscription, so it doesn't actually end for a while, but the point is still made.
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Annual subscription, so it doesn't actually end for a while, but the point is still made.
September 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I forgot that my breast pocket is *OUTSIDE* the rain shell.
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I forgot that my breast pocket is *OUTSIDE* the rain shell.
It's been a rough week and Christine hit me with a surprise when I got home.
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's been a rough week and Christine hit me with a surprise when I got home.
In case you don't recognize the security chief from Alien: Earth, maybe picture him with an orange mohawk and studs embedded in his forehead.
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In case you don't recognize the security chief from Alien: Earth, maybe picture him with an orange mohawk and studs embedded in his forehead.
"Would you like to eat an entire cucumber for lunch?"
"Nahhh…"
"How about if I added cheese and crusty bread?"
"You bet!!!"
"Nahhh…"
"How about if I added cheese and crusty bread?"
"You bet!!!"
September 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Would you like to eat an entire cucumber for lunch?"
"Nahhh…"
"How about if I added cheese and crusty bread?"
"You bet!!!"
"Nahhh…"
"How about if I added cheese and crusty bread?"
"You bet!!!"