Do you also say "kiss my grits"?

Insider tip: Sometimes, when the wife does all the work with the dog and sends the husband on an appointment who knows absolutely nothing about his pet, we ask him a bunch of questions we know he won't know the answers to just to amuse ourselves.

My favorite picture of Tarben, now sadly gone

Good morning, fellow middle-aged people! Today we’re playing the quiz show Why Does This Random Part of My Body Hurt So Much When I Got Out of Bed?? Our lucky winner will win a bottle of Advil and a pair of snappy a sandals that must be worn with socks!

I used to live in Aspen so I got to see/meet plenty of celebrities. The one that is most memorable was Kate Hudson, though, because she was probably 25 or 26 at the time, so hot it hurt to look at her and I gaped and stammered as she came walking down the sidewalk. She just smirked at me.

Somebody had a lot of feelings about getting stuck in the non-grazing area of the pasture that he got himself into somehow. 🤔

We’ve come a long way in veterinary dentistry. Raise your hand if you remember the no-fluids, no dental rads, scaler-polisher days.

I realized I haven’t introduced myself on the friendly app. I’m a small animal practitioner in the mountains of SW Colorado, originally from Iowa, graduated with my doctoral degree in 1996 from Iowa State. I’ve included the obligatory cute puppy picture.