@briandavidhilbert.bsky.social
my shears are well worn from all these rugs i cut
February 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
my shears are well worn from all these rugs i cut
save me deeply russian old man who teaches me complex analysis. deeply russian old man who teaches me complex analysis… please…
January 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
save me deeply russian old man who teaches me complex analysis. deeply russian old man who teaches me complex analysis… please…
the airport has the unique power to unlock my poster’s soul. every middling observation becomes an even more mediocre post. perhaps it is the proximity to jerry seinfeld’s muse (airplane food)
January 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
the airport has the unique power to unlock my poster’s soul. every middling observation becomes an even more mediocre post. perhaps it is the proximity to jerry seinfeld’s muse (airplane food)
hate when i get to the ice level in a drink. all extrapolations about the liquid level to remaining liquid ratio go out the window. oh you thought you had some more time because it took you 5 sips to drink down to 75% of the initial height? get fucked, you got two sips left! watery ones no less!
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
hate when i get to the ice level in a drink. all extrapolations about the liquid level to remaining liquid ratio go out the window. oh you thought you had some more time because it took you 5 sips to drink down to 75% of the initial height? get fucked, you got two sips left! watery ones no less!
trying to take the 7 new pieces of drinkware i received over the holidays through tsa and they look at me like im some sort of tea pervert
January 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
trying to take the 7 new pieces of drinkware i received over the holidays through tsa and they look at me like im some sort of tea pervert
and here we find ourselves in the great girl scout cookie drought. too old to have friends who are girl scouts, too young to have friends with daughters. a pitiful phase of being
January 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
and here we find ourselves in the great girl scout cookie drought. too old to have friends who are girl scouts, too young to have friends with daughters. a pitiful phase of being
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charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas
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Alexander, Alexander! It's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Fleming! You know that new antibacterial agent you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!
*sound of Penicillium fungus growing*
*sound of Penicillium fungus growing*
December 27, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Alexander, Alexander! It's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Fleming! You know that new antibacterial agent you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!
*sound of Penicillium fungus growing*
*sound of Penicillium fungus growing*
having a crush will have you inventing sentences that are so normal they should get you institutonalized. just typed out “i didnt realize you were so on top of pear taxonomy, is that your favorite type of pear or do you prefer some other region’s”
December 27, 2024 at 5:12 AM
having a crush will have you inventing sentences that are so normal they should get you institutonalized. just typed out “i didnt realize you were so on top of pear taxonomy, is that your favorite type of pear or do you prefer some other region’s”
oh yeah, we just reeled in the big kahuna… 165 points on a second yahtzee in sixes which secures the top row bonus from a 3 point deficit. this is the deal of a lifetime
“i dont give a damn about the full house, theyre a dime a dozen, double down on 4’s, we need that top row bonus secured by the end of the quarter”
a combination of general hubris and rewatching succession has caused my internal monologue while playing yahtzee to sound like that of a wolf of wall street character talking about penny stocks
December 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM
oh yeah, we just reeled in the big kahuna… 165 points on a second yahtzee in sixes which secures the top row bonus from a 3 point deficit. this is the deal of a lifetime
“i dont give a damn about the full house, theyre a dime a dozen, double down on 4’s, we need that top row bonus secured by the end of the quarter”
a combination of general hubris and rewatching succession has caused my internal monologue while playing yahtzee to sound like that of a wolf of wall street character talking about penny stocks
December 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
“i dont give a damn about the full house, theyre a dime a dozen, double down on 4’s, we need that top row bonus secured by the end of the quarter”
a combination of general hubris and rewatching succession has caused my internal monologue while playing yahtzee to sound like that of a wolf of wall street character talking about penny stocks
December 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
a combination of general hubris and rewatching succession has caused my internal monologue while playing yahtzee to sound like that of a wolf of wall street character talking about penny stocks
im like if droopy dog was a diseased woman
December 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
im like if droopy dog was a diseased woman
if youre butch and you eat spinach you get powers
December 20, 2024 at 3:55 AM
if youre butch and you eat spinach you get powers
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'Candy Crush' Creator Says You have to have "Pure Heart" and "Unwavering Soul" to Beat "Unbeatable" New iOS Mobile Game
November 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
'Candy Crush' Creator Says You have to have "Pure Heart" and "Unwavering Soul" to Beat "Unbeatable" New iOS Mobile Game
t-shirt that says “my other t-shirt says “i am so scared” but dont worry if im feeling scared i wear that one so the fact that im not wearing it and instead am wearing this one means i am not scared right now” on the front and “jeter 2028” on the back
November 30, 2024 at 5:37 PM
t-shirt that says “my other t-shirt says “i am so scared” but dont worry if im feeling scared i wear that one so the fact that im not wearing it and instead am wearing this one means i am not scared right now” on the front and “jeter 2028” on the back
every time i fly they put me in one of those gates right at the end of the terminal. i think this is because they know i am ready for a heroes journey
November 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
every time i fly they put me in one of those gates right at the end of the terminal. i think this is because they know i am ready for a heroes journey
pi is at the gay bar every week hooking up with numbers whose decimal expansions would make the average integer pass out. numbers with kolmogorov complexities that could make a grown man weep
i think e has a lot of internalized transphobia, but trans as in transcendental not transgender. i think it longs for a diophantine equation to call its own
November 23, 2024 at 2:36 PM
pi is at the gay bar every week hooking up with numbers whose decimal expansions would make the average integer pass out. numbers with kolmogorov complexities that could make a grown man weep
i think e has a lot of internalized transphobia, but trans as in transcendental not transgender. i think it longs for a diophantine equation to call its own
November 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
i think e has a lot of internalized transphobia, but trans as in transcendental not transgender. i think it longs for a diophantine equation to call its own