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Brian Alexander
@brianalexanderlive.bsky.social
Comedian, commentator, writer, theatre nerd, and satirist.

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Picked up @davidpakman.bsky.social’s book today. Very excited to read it! @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
March 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Trump: “Any second now he’ll come crawling back, he needs me.”

Zelenskyy:
March 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If you believe what Marco Rubio recounted and said about Zelenskyy as fact, then you must also believe what he said about Donald Trump.

Either you trust his word, or you don’t.

#Zelenskyy #Trump #Putin #Rubio #ukraine #russia #politics #Zelensky
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Imagine having the CEO of Facebook on his hands and knees for you and you still manage to rack up a 75% disapproval rating in less than two months 💀

Only Trump’s team would fumble something as easy as making a Facebook page under the right category.

“Government Organization” 😂 🤡
#Trump
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
February 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Elon’s #DOGE is being run very similar to how he runs Tesla. Making promises and pushing back the deadline over and over. This is very efficient.

#Elon #Musk #Tesla #Trump #USPolitics #Politics #GOP #Republicans #X
February 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
February 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Elon tries so hard to look cool, but every time I see him in a photo he looks like a goth kid trying to tell his mom it’s “not a phase.”

Caption this cringe.

#Musk #Trump #Elon #DOGE
February 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If #DEI is truly to blame for this, it’s because we allowed a man with severe mental issues to become President.

#Trump #Timeline #FAA #MAGA
February 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This video, from just eight months ago, is still public on Trump’s official YouTube channel.

What changed in 8 months? #RFKJr knew he had no chance and sold his soul to #Trump for a cabinet position in exchange for his endorsement. It’s a circus.

youtu.be/l_NpxRcYbvA?...

#GOP #USPolitics #MAGA
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is #StewartRhodes.

He only served seven months in the Army before getting discharged.

He is the leader of an extremist far-right militia called the #OathKeepers.

He was pardoned of seditious conspiracy for his role on #Jan6.

That is not keeping your oath, that is desecrating it.
January 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Watch The Late Show (@colbertlateshow.bsky.social) tonight!

Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) attempts to keep it light despite our current political… situation… and talks about his new book!

Nicole Scherzinger also performs “As If We Never Said Goodbye” from Sunset Blvd!

Great show tonight!
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s no longer about political differences. It’s cruelty vs morality.
These are nothing but malicious and hateful acts that serve no purpose other than to continue the disparagement of marginalized communities.
What happened to “liberty and justice for all?” Some patriots, eh?
#Rubio #Transrights
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why not the Epstein files, #Trump? 🤔
January 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You can just say you hate America, you know.

We’re a republic, not a dictatorship. And your name is goofy as hell.

#andyogles #cringe
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You’re not autistic, you’re a dipshit. #ElonMusk #NaziSalute #Trump #Twitter #X #Autism
January 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Yes, how dare a Bishop call for mercy and peace. I’m sure the man who fucked a pornstar while his third wife was pregnant is much closer to God.
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Please let me know if you need more examples.
January 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This is beautiful.
January 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM