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Brian Alexander
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Comedian, commentator, writer, theatre nerd, and satirist.

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It’s okay to change your mind. It’s okay to be wrong. It’s okay to revise your beliefs when presented with new facts.

Unwavering loyalty to a politician or philosophy no matter what, however, is not okay. It’s what sets us all back. It’s what causes us all to fail.

Question things. It is okay.
Picked up @davidpakman.bsky.social’s book today. Very excited to read it! @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
March 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“Ask not what I can do for my country, but what my country can do for ME.”
- President Donald J. Trump

#Trump #Quote #America #USA #MAGA #GOP #Politics
March 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump: “Any second now he’ll come crawling back, he needs me.”

Zelenskyy:
March 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Reposted by Brian Alexander
For evil to flourish all you need is 51% of the electorate to delude themselves into believing it’s in their interests.
March 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
If you believe what Marco Rubio recounted and said about Zelenskyy as fact, then you must also believe what he said about Donald Trump.

Either you trust his word, or you don’t.

#Zelenskyy #Trump #Putin #Rubio #ukraine #russia #politics #Zelensky
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
“America would rather align with dictators than democracies” is probably the worst message we could send to all of our foreign allies, but the best message to embolden further aggression. Nice.

#Trump #Russia #Putin #Ukraine #Zelenskyy #MAGA

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
Kremlin says US foreign policy pivot ‘largely coincides with our vision’
Russia’s foreign minister also praises Donald Trump for his ‘commonsense’ aim to end the war in Ukraine
www.theguardian.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Calling Joe Rogan a comedian is like calling Elon Musk a genius.
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Imagine having the CEO of Facebook on his hands and knees for you and you still manage to rack up a 75% disapproval rating in less than two months 💀

Only Trump’s team would fumble something as easy as making a Facebook page under the right category.

“Government Organization” 😂 🤡
#Trump
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Does anyone else forget that JD Vance is Vice President given the fact that Elon Musk is much more involved than he is?

It’s actually incredibly sad, I’d be infuriated if I was Vance, but he is too much of a lapdog to express any discontent.

#ElonMusk #Trump #Musk #Vance #JDVance #DOGE
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The #Trump peace deal between #Russia and #Ukraine is contingent on allowing the US to harvest Ukraine’s rare earth minerals.

Ukraine holds an estimated 500,000 tons of lithium reserves.

#Tesla batteries require lithium. Seems a rather strange contingency considering the power #ElonMusk holds.
February 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
February 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
As #Elon dismantles the FAA and air safety takes a dive, I can’t help but think that this has something to do with the fact that the #FAA is the body that regulates #SpaceX and currently has Elon under investigation for his failed rocket launches. Must be coincidence.

#Musk #Trump
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How’s everyone doing?
February 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Elon’s #DOGE is being run very similar to how he runs Tesla. Making promises and pushing back the deadline over and over. This is very efficient.

#Elon #Musk #Tesla #Trump #USPolitics #Politics #GOP #Republicans #X
February 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
February 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Our country’s largest welfare recipient, the richest man in the world, and the same man who is trying to end benefits and social programs for those who actually need them.

Looking for waste, fraud, and abuse? It’s right here: www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

#DOGE #Trump #Musk #ElonMusk #Politics
Elon Musk called out for raking in $8 million a day from taxpayers
Dem Rep. Greg Casar pointed out today that Elon Musk is getting paid $8 million per day due to his government contracts. Chris Hayes is joined by Alex Wagner to discuss that and more.
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The Gulf of America, known for the most damaging oil spill in history.

Good job on the name change, bud.

#Trump #GulfOfMexico #GulfOfAmerica #Gulf #Stupid
February 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Elon tries so hard to look cool, but every time I see him in a photo he looks like a goth kid trying to tell his mom it’s “not a phase.”

Caption this cringe.

#Musk #Trump #Elon #DOGE
February 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just so it’s clear: the whole purpose of a tariff is to literally INFLATE the price of imported goods in America.
February 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I really hope that this post gets laughed at in the future, but I think today will go down in history as the 21st century version of Black Tuesday, also known as the start of the Great Depression.

#Trump #Trade #Tariffs #Tariff #America #Depression
February 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM