How many more healers need to be executed without more justification than the whims of a hateful, racist posse collecting 6 figures each year while your constituents starve

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Only thing breaking is: *fill in the blank*

What else?

Perfectly attuned to the prevailing winds of his caucus, ensuring he never leads from the front unless he’s already certain everyone is following him.

Critics often point out his tendency to pivot so quickly on policy that he’s liable to give himself whiplash. He manages to remain the ultimate "weather vane" politician…

he delivers every sentence with a cadence that suggests he’s either announcing a historic legislative breakthrough or explaining why the local bagel shop is overrated.

He operates with the frantic energy of a man who is perpetually five minutes late to a meeting he called himself. Schumer’s rhetorical style is a masterclass in the "Brooklyn Dad" aesthetic applied to global geopolitics;

Chuck Schumer. He has a singular talent for finding the exact center of a press gaggle, usually while wearing those readers perched precariously at the very tip of his nose, looking less like a competent statesman and more like a high school principal about to tell you the sock hop is canceled.

Then what do we do?

Narrator: “It felt that way because they were.”

Never more appropriate

Wicked, feckless sadists

But for Pete’s sake, a man was executed in broad daylight and the US Government blamed the victim immediately.