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Noah Lewis
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Could have ruled the world, but I dropped out and burned out. Comeback arc maybe?

https://substack.com/@noahlewis2?r=58bqxt&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
He said it as he says many things: The way only a man with a security detail that will make sure he’s not spitting his own teeth out for saying it would.

For real, if you called, say, a coworker I’m mostly neutral on that, I would be introducing your skull to the floor.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Laws from Congress override department policy
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If he weren’t a known teetotaler I’d have to assume he downed a handle before speaking
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Every time I see her initials I think it would be so much better if instead of… whatever manner of beast she is that the House just had a weirdly robust Magic the Gathering culture.
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Shame, I was hoping the city would empty a bit and force prices down
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Subtext?
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My first presidential election was 2016.

People wonder why I’m jaded and categorically define identifying as a Republican as synonymous with being morally dead and intellectually sub par.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Fun fact: it’s likely that selecting for “nicer” as opposed to more aggressive and dominating males is part of why we, homo sapiens, are the most well hung of the great apes. The turbo aggressive, caustic machismo energy is literally, evolutionarily, little dick energy
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My family is in the area and I’m sure putting in work, but I also have little faith in the people of Tennessee. I say that having had 6 years of exposure.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The average (rotted) American mind equates aggression and dick-swinging with effectiveness and strength.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last I heard there were 6 dem yes votes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Schumer really doesn’t know how to win, does he? You could give him the US military to take out a squirrel and he’d surrender.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Upshot: She is, unfortunately, savvy to her electorate. Meaning if she’s swinging towards “moderation” she expects that the electorate will do so. Think of it as a tell
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Evil party of evil people, top to bottom, do evil things.
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I wouldn’t get your hopes up about it, it’s a long shot to say the least.
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Bill Lee already on his knees, mouth agape, begging for daddy
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The funniest part is, if this BS were true, then anyone with a brain would be rushing to offer her a job
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“It’s illegal to be mean to me” what a fucking pussy. Someone take grandpa and back to the home.
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Brother I just have to hope this is true because it means they assume power can/will shift.
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM