Noah Lewis
@brewscrall.bsky.social
Could have ruled the world, but I dropped out and burned out. Comeback arc maybe?
https://substack.com/@noahlewis2?r=58bqxt&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
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In light of today: Charlie Kirk got what he deserved. And I mean it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In light of today: Charlie Kirk got what he deserved. And I mean it.
If every republican or person who shared their ideology committed suicide tonight, the world would improve by a wide margin.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If every republican or person who shared their ideology committed suicide tonight, the world would improve by a wide margin.
Part of me is curious to know what republicans close to my personal life think of their party endorsing political violence, but then I also don’t care because they’re all dead to me.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Part of me is curious to know what republicans close to my personal life think of their party endorsing political violence, but then I also don’t care because they’re all dead to me.
It’s so hilariously easy to support this strike with a boycott.
Step 1. Stop going to Starbucks
Step 2. Find a local place with good coffee (if you’ve only ever had Starbucks this will be your first time having good coffee anyway)
Step 1. Stop going to Starbucks
Step 2. Find a local place with good coffee (if you’ve only ever had Starbucks this will be your first time having good coffee anyway)
Mayor Mamdani with a venti-sized endorsement of the @SBWorkersUnited #StarbucksStrike
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s so hilariously easy to support this strike with a boycott.
Step 1. Stop going to Starbucks
Step 2. Find a local place with good coffee (if you’ve only ever had Starbucks this will be your first time having good coffee anyway)
Step 1. Stop going to Starbucks
Step 2. Find a local place with good coffee (if you’ve only ever had Starbucks this will be your first time having good coffee anyway)
@gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
The only responsible thing to do right now is to remove Schumer as minority leader. He is clearly not a man willing to fight to win. His weakness is leading us towards a nightmare scenario.
The only responsible thing to do right now is to remove Schumer as minority leader. He is clearly not a man willing to fight to win. His weakness is leading us towards a nightmare scenario.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
The only responsible thing to do right now is to remove Schumer as minority leader. He is clearly not a man willing to fight to win. His weakness is leading us towards a nightmare scenario.
The only responsible thing to do right now is to remove Schumer as minority leader. He is clearly not a man willing to fight to win. His weakness is leading us towards a nightmare scenario.
Don’t buy it but do think it indicates that she perceives a pretty visceral backlash against MAGA next year. Devastating indication for the doomer “no more elections” crowd.
Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Don’t buy it but do think it indicates that she perceives a pretty visceral backlash against MAGA next year. Devastating indication for the doomer “no more elections” crowd.
Three stories this week broke that confirm the Nazi takeover or just core truth of the GOP
October 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Three stories this week broke that confirm the Nazi takeover or just core truth of the GOP
If you’re shocked at all by the Politico article about the young republicans and their horrible group chat I’m sorry to tell you you’re an idiot. This happens periodically.
Just assume these fuckers are evil and always saying shit like that at this point.
It’s their nature.
Just assume these fuckers are evil and always saying shit like that at this point.
It’s their nature.
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you’re shocked at all by the Politico article about the young republicans and their horrible group chat I’m sorry to tell you you’re an idiot. This happens periodically.
Just assume these fuckers are evil and always saying shit like that at this point.
It’s their nature.
Just assume these fuckers are evil and always saying shit like that at this point.
It’s their nature.
When this government decides to gun people down for the mere sin of dissent, I will be calling and informing a number of people who supported this administration with notions of things they should do to themselves.
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When this government decides to gun people down for the mere sin of dissent, I will be calling and informing a number of people who supported this administration with notions of things they should do to themselves.
If I were a Republican at this point, and I suddenly had a moment of moral lucidity about what I’ve done, I can’t say I wouldn’t kill myself.
October 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If I were a Republican at this point, and I suddenly had a moment of moral lucidity about what I’ve done, I can’t say I wouldn’t kill myself.
Just start integrating the following into your language:
- The president is a pedophile
- The president is seeking to cause civil unrest or civil war
- Being Republican is antithetical to the founding principles of the nation
- The president is a pedophile
- The president is seeking to cause civil unrest or civil war
- Being Republican is antithetical to the founding principles of the nation
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Just start integrating the following into your language:
- The president is a pedophile
- The president is seeking to cause civil unrest or civil war
- Being Republican is antithetical to the founding principles of the nation
- The president is a pedophile
- The president is seeking to cause civil unrest or civil war
- Being Republican is antithetical to the founding principles of the nation
The president continually sending armed forces to cities he dislikes the politics of is inciting civil war by the spiraling nature of violence and deliberate creation of volatile environments.
This is inarguable fact.
This is inarguable fact.
October 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The president continually sending armed forces to cities he dislikes the politics of is inciting civil war by the spiraling nature of violence and deliberate creation of volatile environments.
This is inarguable fact.
This is inarguable fact.
Hey, right wing demos that keep suffering under Republicans but blame Democrats, specifically farmers: At what point is it no longer my fault you keep punching yourself in the dick because you don’t like that Marty uses they/them pronouns?
October 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey, right wing demos that keep suffering under Republicans but blame Democrats, specifically farmers: At what point is it no longer my fault you keep punching yourself in the dick because you don’t like that Marty uses they/them pronouns?
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99.99% of our political turmoil can be attributed to people not wanting to accept responsibility when it’s plainly their fault.
October 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
99.99% of our political turmoil can be attributed to people not wanting to accept responsibility when it’s plainly their fault.
Love living in a half dead democracy that people who say they love me voted to not only make worse but to specifically make it more dangerous for me (among other people) knowingly.
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Love living in a half dead democracy that people who say they love me voted to not only make worse but to specifically make it more dangerous for me (among other people) knowingly.
The president should really not be someone who actively stirs the pot of civil war and turning the military on citizens with lethal force. But maybe I’m too moral to be a politician like that.
September 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The president should really not be someone who actively stirs the pot of civil war and turning the military on citizens with lethal force. But maybe I’m too moral to be a politician like that.
Daily reminder that Republicans have no right to complain about the problems they voted for. Y’all can complain when you learn to stop punching everyone, yourself included, in the dick.
A sincere “fuck you, rot in hell”,
The real world
A sincere “fuck you, rot in hell”,
The real world
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Daily reminder that Republicans have no right to complain about the problems they voted for. Y’all can complain when you learn to stop punching everyone, yourself included, in the dick.
A sincere “fuck you, rot in hell”,
The real world
A sincere “fuck you, rot in hell”,
The real world
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Yall should probably close your tik tok accounts.
September 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yall should probably close your tik tok accounts.
Not to prescribe but if you still use Tik Tok you’re a bad and stupid person and should stop.
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not to prescribe but if you still use Tik Tok you’re a bad and stupid person and should stop.
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A heroin addict and a pedophile really shouldn’t be making medical statements of any kind for anyone, including themselves.
September 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A heroin addict and a pedophile really shouldn’t be making medical statements of any kind for anyone, including themselves.
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Counterpoint: When you lie 100% of the time and only *97%* of the coverage is bad (allegedly), you’re actually doing pretty good!
P.S. - Anyone who has watched the media both-sides us into the abyss knows that number is absurd.
P.S. - Anyone who has watched the media both-sides us into the abyss knows that number is absurd.
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Counterpoint: When you lie 100% of the time and only *97%* of the coverage is bad (allegedly), you’re actually doing pretty good!
P.S. - Anyone who has watched the media both-sides us into the abyss knows that number is absurd.
P.S. - Anyone who has watched the media both-sides us into the abyss knows that number is absurd.
Daily reminder that the president is very likely a pedophile and that the Republican Party is complicit
September 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Daily reminder that the president is very likely a pedophile and that the Republican Party is complicit
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The first person who picks up the phone at your local Sinclair or Nexstar station is underpaid, ashamed, and had nothing to do with this. Ask to be transferred to the General Manager’s voicemail.
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The first person who picks up the phone at your local Sinclair or Nexstar station is underpaid, ashamed, and had nothing to do with this. Ask to be transferred to the General Manager’s voicemail.
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