The ‘we got football at home’ bowl

The only thing you’re gonna see at your next corporate function

She said nick fuentes and Al Jazeera were the same thing like….?

You know it’s all bullshit because Pablo isn’t on the list

We don’t need an enforcer that can’t do anything else, the boys will have to be men, there’s no room for that anymore

This is how you know blow prices are low af

Eurobutter or nothing for me since this summer when I started fuckin with pan sauces

Green and blue like hazard stripe

From my pov, imagining a better future for not only yourself but for others has systematically been driven from the collective conscious by the myriad conveniences of modern life, and so the only thing people feel like they have left to do to Feel Something is to get into some destructive bullshit.

Soft

Americans saw Sofia Loren have everything, everywhere, all at once and were like, welp, that’s that, we gotta go in a different direction.

honking kitten

Don’t forget his blatant disregard for convention!

Yep

His heel was on the last green blade