Brett Tolbert
bretttolbert.bsky.social
Brett Tolbert
@bretttolbert.bsky.social
Software developer, amateur linguist
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Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year https://theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379/
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
See the data for yourself. High inequality correlates with poverty, not prosperity.

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September 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...
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September 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The USA—where all persons have the right to due process, and corporations are people, but immigrants aren't, even though the Constitution says that they are, twice.
The USA—the country where liberty is a statue, which the President uses to justify foreign bribery.
May 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism 
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
theonion.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
History is rhyming again
February 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
February 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Indudablemente
January 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM