brettpender.bsky.social
@brettpender.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Mutated Reindeer

#HorrificHolidayGifts i
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 AM
New hockey gear

#HorrificHolidayGifts i
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 AM
#HorrificHolidayGifts

Actually it’s a wonderful gift, it’s in the box
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 AM
#HorrificHolidayGifts

The change, you filthy animal
December 7, 2024 at 2:16 AM
December 7, 2024 at 2:12 AM
December 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor
Big Yeti Ass Magic
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I still wouldn’t be able to see the whole Milky Way before I die
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d check out the binary sunset on Tatooine
December 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere

I’d go scuba diving in Europa
December 2, 2024 at 12:37 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I would ski the most insane terrain
December 2, 2024 at 12:32 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I’d have a lot more money
December 2, 2024 at 12:30 AM
#WhenTheMuppetsCameForDinner we heckled the shit out of them
December 1, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Meanwhile in America
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 AM
#NextYearsTurkeyPlans may have to include hunting for turkey
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 AM
December 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
#itsAGoodDayWhen
You lose so much weight that several small boys could fit in your pants
November 30, 2024 at 11:29 PM
#itsAGoodDayWhen the ED meds kick in
November 30, 2024 at 11:11 PM
#itsAGoodDayWhen and only after the first cup of coffee
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
#wouldkillfor a solution to my porn addiction
November 30, 2024 at 3:31 AM
#wouldkillfor a fucking burger
November 30, 2024 at 3:28 AM
#wouldkillfor a better social awareness
November 30, 2024 at 3:23 AM
#wouldkillfor that booty
November 30, 2024 at 3:19 AM