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MAGA: I just love that show Yellowstone
Me: me too…I loved when John Dutton defeated the rich New York real estate guy in the governor’s race
MAGA: hell yeah
Me: don’t you just hate rich New York real estate guys
MAGA: wait? What?
Me: ……..
December 7, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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#JohnsInMoviesOrSongs
🎶You're so Wayne,
I bet you think this John about you!🎶
December 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Gotti Get You Into My Life

#JohnsInMoviesOrSongs
December 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Mutated Reindeer

#HorrificHolidayGifts i
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 AM
New hockey gear

#HorrificHolidayGifts i
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 AM
#HorrificHolidayGifts

Actually it’s a wonderful gift, it’s in the box
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 2:06 AM
#HorrificHolidayGifts

The change, you filthy animal
December 7, 2024 at 2:16 AM
December 7, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Just finished my first marathon!

It took 6 months. 2 miles a day (some days). But I did it! I finished!
December 6, 2024 at 9:09 PM
December 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor
Big Yeti Ass Magic
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor

Be Young And Masturbate
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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#BYAMcouldAlsoStandFor is this week's #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame !

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @pammyjc.bsky.social !
December 2, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I would never be home.
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I’d go put flags all over the moon to claim property before Elon makes it there
December 2, 2024 at 12:43 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I still wouldn’t be able to see the whole Milky Way before I die
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere I’d check out the binary sunset on Tatooine
December 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere

I’d go scuba diving in Europa
December 2, 2024 at 12:37 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I would ski the most insane terrain
December 2, 2024 at 12:32 AM
#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere
I’d have a lot more money
December 2, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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#IfICouldTeleportAnywhere it would be to a better timeline in the multiverse.
December 2, 2024 at 12:13 AM