bread
@brettmercer.bsky.social
American businessman. 15 months clean from podcasting. Full comedy special on YouTube now
Go to Threads and search “bouncy house” just trust me
April 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Go to Threads and search “bouncy house” just trust me
This sounds like a lyric in the prechorus of a very chill classic rock tune
April 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This sounds like a lyric in the prechorus of a very chill classic rock tune
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We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.
April 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.
If I were Joe Rogan I’d simply be hilarious. Doesn’t seem that hard to me.
April 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If I were Joe Rogan I’d simply be hilarious. Doesn’t seem that hard to me.
Remember: land doesn’t vote— oh wait hold on a sec
April 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Remember: land doesn’t vote— oh wait hold on a sec
If I was in charge of the Democratic Party I’d have everyone act like a kid that streams madden online.
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If I was in charge of the Democratic Party I’d have everyone act like a kid that streams madden online.
Yeah it’s definitely the eating thing.
The U.S. slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report — 24th — in part because Americans are eating alone more than ever.
Americans Are Unhappier Than Ever. Solo Dining May Be a Sign.
The United States slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report, in part because more Americans are eating alone. Once again, the Finns came out on top.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeah it’s definitely the eating thing.
I’m so done with adulting today 🙄 by the way I think adulting means watching adult films
March 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m so done with adulting today 🙄 by the way I think adulting means watching adult films
zelenskyy fortnite skin
February 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
zelenskyy fortnite skin
I just did premature ejaculation but for pee. Not sure if there’s a word for it
February 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just did premature ejaculation but for pee. Not sure if there’s a word for it
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Bro I promise I’m not crashing out bro I swear to god it’s just a temper tantrum bro you gotta believe me
February 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bro I promise I’m not crashing out bro I swear to god it’s just a temper tantrum bro you gotta believe me
Super Bowl script leaked
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Super Bowl script leaked
People are always say shit like “ummmm” or “uhhh”
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
People are always say shit like “ummmm” or “uhhh”
Remember when RFK jr was asked if any other allegations were gonna come out and he was like “yeah probably”
“I have known Bobby my whole life; we grew up together,” Caroline Kennedy warned senators about her cousin, Robert Kennedy Jr. “It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because he himself is a predator.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Caroline Kennedy warns senators of ‘predator’ RFK Jr. in searing letter
Caroline Kennedy warns senators about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s nomination, questioning his ethics and views on vaccines.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Remember when RFK jr was asked if any other allegations were gonna come out and he was like “yeah probably”
Asking the bar to put on a replay of the Lions Commanders game.
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Asking the bar to put on a replay of the Lions Commanders game.
The Kansas City Chiefs once again going to the Super Bowl is yet another societal net-negative brought on in part by a podcaster.
January 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Kansas City Chiefs once again going to the Super Bowl is yet another societal net-negative brought on in part by a podcaster.
This season of the national football league kinda fell off, low key
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This season of the national football league kinda fell off, low key
Steely Dan on the football broadcast
January 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Steely Dan on the football broadcast
Costco just announced that it gives DEI 5 Booms on the boom meter.
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Costco just announced that it gives DEI 5 Booms on the boom meter.
It’d be crazy if there was a baby named Eddie
January 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’d be crazy if there was a baby named Eddie
Kinda glad I won’t have to watch what saquon would’ve done to that lions defense
January 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Kinda glad I won’t have to watch what saquon would’ve done to that lions defense
Still blaming stuff on daylight savings time. It’s not illegal to do that
January 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Still blaming stuff on daylight savings time. It’s not illegal to do that
Cute without the ‘E’ (my life into pieces)
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Cute without the ‘E’ (my life into pieces)