Bretty Vedder
@brettcra.bsky.social
Visual artist, kisser of lips
It’s my favorite time of year: time to see what unhinged, depraved concoctions midwestern moms put into crockpots on tiktok
September 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It’s my favorite time of year: time to see what unhinged, depraved concoctions midwestern moms put into crockpots on tiktok
Buying a house is so fun you can spend $300 on bathroom faucets
May 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Buying a house is so fun you can spend $300 on bathroom faucets
Every six months I ask myself, “should I watch LOST?”
May 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Every six months I ask myself, “should I watch LOST?”
Someone brought leftover pad Thai to the office
May 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Someone brought leftover pad Thai to the office
I have spent six hundred seventyfour dollars on rugs this weekend alone
May 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have spent six hundred seventyfour dollars on rugs this weekend alone
Recession? Buddy, me and the boys about to session this empty pool. Grab your board.
April 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Recession? Buddy, me and the boys about to session this empty pool. Grab your board.
Honestly another week like this and I’m back to blasting cigs full time
April 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Honestly another week like this and I’m back to blasting cigs full time
Tombstone is a perfect movie
April 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Tombstone is a perfect movie
Ngl love a little gentle ribbing
A light jabbing
Hell, even a full clowning from time to time
A light jabbing
Hell, even a full clowning from time to time
April 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ngl love a little gentle ribbing
A light jabbing
Hell, even a full clowning from time to time
A light jabbing
Hell, even a full clowning from time to time
I accidentally clicked a HeyDudes ad on tiktok and now every third video is about some innovative ugly shoe you wouldn’t wish your worst enemy to wear
April 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I accidentally clicked a HeyDudes ad on tiktok and now every third video is about some innovative ugly shoe you wouldn’t wish your worst enemy to wear
Apparently a “physical” in your 30’s doesn’t mean letting the doctor see your scrote
April 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Apparently a “physical” in your 30’s doesn’t mean letting the doctor see your scrote
Imagine how crazy it would be if 9/11 were on April fools
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Imagine how crazy it would be if 9/11 were on April fools
2pm cold brew a crazy move
March 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
2pm cold brew a crazy move
Damn heartbreaker for the royals in the top of the 10th
March 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Damn heartbreaker for the royals in the top of the 10th
Freebasing pollen this season
March 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Freebasing pollen this season
I can’t imagine dating in 2025 imagine sitting through all of Wicked just to kiss a little
March 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can’t imagine dating in 2025 imagine sitting through all of Wicked just to kiss a little
Need a stronger version of tums
March 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Need a stronger version of tums
Gonna start a pizza restaurant named Pepperoni Paul’s
March 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Gonna start a pizza restaurant named Pepperoni Paul’s
Adults with secret handshakes give large pick me energy
February 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Adults with secret handshakes give large pick me energy
It’s two am and I can’t stop playing Balatro
February 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s two am and I can’t stop playing Balatro
Woman at the hotel bar just ordered an espresso martini
February 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Woman at the hotel bar just ordered an espresso martini
Sharing an illustration and design I made for Norma Jean + Idle Heirs upcoming show
February 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sharing an illustration and design I made for Norma Jean + Idle Heirs upcoming show
Spindrift is the worst canned beverage on earth
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Spindrift is the worst canned beverage on earth
Reposted by Bretty Vedder
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked