Bret Gunter
@bretgunter.bsky.social
Writer. Trying to be a stand up guy.
We've reached the "Ronald Reagan taking advice from Morton Downy Jr." level of insanity in this country.
September 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We've reached the "Ronald Reagan taking advice from Morton Downy Jr." level of insanity in this country.
South Florida beat Florida.
That state is determined to self destruct.
That state is determined to self destruct.
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
South Florida beat Florida.
That state is determined to self destruct.
That state is determined to self destruct.
Ellen is a Trump supporter.
September 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Ellen is a Trump supporter.
Whoever wins the billion-dollar Powerball will be the only billionaire in America to pay taxes.
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Whoever wins the billion-dollar Powerball will be the only billionaire in America to pay taxes.
There is no way KFC. Jr didn't get the poke.
(KFC.Jr joke courtesy of the Evil Men Podcast, not sure they are on bluesky.)
(KFC.Jr joke courtesy of the Evil Men Podcast, not sure they are on bluesky.)
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There is no way KFC. Jr didn't get the poke.
(KFC.Jr joke courtesy of the Evil Men Podcast, not sure they are on bluesky.)
(KFC.Jr joke courtesy of the Evil Men Podcast, not sure they are on bluesky.)
Ok fine, fine. Only democrats get vaccines. That's fine. We'll take our immediate death and autism or whatever. Please throw us into the vaccine patch.
September 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ok fine, fine. Only democrats get vaccines. That's fine. We'll take our immediate death and autism or whatever. Please throw us into the vaccine patch.
Years ago I was waiting for my daughter at her dance class and a mom was telling another that iphones were going to have a keyboard because so many people were complaining about touchscreens. I tried to stare a hole into her then. I tried to stop the insanity.
August 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Years ago I was waiting for my daughter at her dance class and a mom was telling another that iphones were going to have a keyboard because so many people were complaining about touchscreens. I tried to stare a hole into her then. I tried to stop the insanity.
Buc-ee's has been drinking Cracker Barrel's milkshake for years.
August 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Buc-ee's has been drinking Cracker Barrel's milkshake for years.
Bluesky is just like my novel. No one is reading what I wrote.
August 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Bluesky is just like my novel. No one is reading what I wrote.
Headline: If you forgot these underrated grunge bands, maybe these bands will spark your memory.
Photo: Nirvana performing live.
Photo: Nirvana performing live.
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Headline: If you forgot these underrated grunge bands, maybe these bands will spark your memory.
Photo: Nirvana performing live.
Photo: Nirvana performing live.
Arguing about a logo for shit food and dollar store merch. We sad.
August 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Arguing about a logo for shit food and dollar store merch. We sad.
The Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman...
--ATHF
--ATHF
August 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman...
--ATHF
--ATHF
I would write a piece for @mcsweeneys.net entitled "Amazon Studios to reboot 'Triumph of the Will'" but it means I would need to think about those two nightmares for more time than my brain can handle. Other writers feel free to go buck wild with that concept.
August 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I would write a piece for @mcsweeneys.net entitled "Amazon Studios to reboot 'Triumph of the Will'" but it means I would need to think about those two nightmares for more time than my brain can handle. Other writers feel free to go buck wild with that concept.
Did sarcasm ever defeat a fascist?
August 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Did sarcasm ever defeat a fascist?
Reposted by Bret Gunter
A comics landmark. 40 years ago, Love and Rockets #13 was released. It includes Daniel Clowes’s first comic to be published by Fantagraphics. I couldn’t verify the precise on-sale date, but it has an August 1985 first printing date, another poster seems confident it was out this week 40 yrs ago.
August 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A comics landmark. 40 years ago, Love and Rockets #13 was released. It includes Daniel Clowes’s first comic to be published by Fantagraphics. I couldn’t verify the precise on-sale date, but it has an August 1985 first printing date, another poster seems confident it was out this week 40 yrs ago.
Dingus Mike Collins can't even get the name of the state right.
Imagine how much he cares for you.
Imagine how much he cares for you.
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dingus Mike Collins can't even get the name of the state right.
Imagine how much he cares for you.
Imagine how much he cares for you.
I just read a headline that said Bad Bunny was born to star in Happy Gilmore sequel.
Now, I haven't seen the movie, it may be great, but saying it was someone's "destiny" might be just slightly hyperbolic.
Now, I haven't seen the movie, it may be great, but saying it was someone's "destiny" might be just slightly hyperbolic.
July 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I just read a headline that said Bad Bunny was born to star in Happy Gilmore sequel.
Now, I haven't seen the movie, it may be great, but saying it was someone's "destiny" might be just slightly hyperbolic.
Now, I haven't seen the movie, it may be great, but saying it was someone's "destiny" might be just slightly hyperbolic.
Rosie O'Donnell Queen.
youtu.be/PMnG7tyAb0g?...
youtu.be/PMnG7tyAb0g?...
Beautiful Girls - Rosie O'Donnell
YouTube video by Katarina Jovanovic
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July 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Rosie O'Donnell Queen.
youtu.be/PMnG7tyAb0g?...
youtu.be/PMnG7tyAb0g?...
Am I the only one that remembers there was always a minute missing from the tape?
July 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Am I the only one that remembers there was always a minute missing from the tape?
My comedy persona is woke Foghorn Leghorn and it's what this world needs.
June 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My comedy persona is woke Foghorn Leghorn and it's what this world needs.
What job are these guys working where they're able to show up for their kid's 4 o'clock ball practice in a $90,000 truck and pumped up like they came straight from the gym?
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What job are these guys working where they're able to show up for their kid's 4 o'clock ball practice in a $90,000 truck and pumped up like they came straight from the gym?
Celebrating our independence from tyranny on Saturday. So glad America lets me celebrate freedom.
June 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Celebrating our independence from tyranny on Saturday. So glad America lets me celebrate freedom.
Elon got those pee tapes yet?
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Elon got those pee tapes yet?
Reposted by Bret Gunter
BURRITO - Blatant, Unrepentant Robbery: Republican Insider Trading Okay?!?
Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound...
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June 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BURRITO - Blatant, Unrepentant Robbery: Republican Insider Trading Okay?!?
What's happening next Taco Tuesday?
June 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What's happening next Taco Tuesday?