Bret
@bretg.bsky.social
Happy pollute a river day!
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy pollute a river day!
“Don’t take this new medication we just created if allergic to it”
Bitch how would I know?!
Bitch how would I know?!
March 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Don’t take this new medication we just created if allergic to it”
Bitch how would I know?!
Bitch how would I know?!
[watching survivalist shows] “really? Tapping out after 2 days?”
[me with a paper cut] “I’m dying”
[me with a paper cut] “I’m dying”
February 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[watching survivalist shows] “really? Tapping out after 2 days?”
[me with a paper cut] “I’m dying”
[me with a paper cut] “I’m dying”
Netflix: um.. you still watching?
Ma’am, I haven’t blinked in 4 hours.
Ma’am, I haven’t blinked in 4 hours.
February 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Netflix: um.. you still watching?
Ma’am, I haven’t blinked in 4 hours.
Ma’am, I haven’t blinked in 4 hours.
Me: isn’t Robyn a lesbian?
Boyfriend: no she’s just Swedish.
Boyfriend: no she’s just Swedish.
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me: isn’t Robyn a lesbian?
Boyfriend: no she’s just Swedish.
Boyfriend: no she’s just Swedish.
I came here to say Marisa Tomei is so fucking hot.
February 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I came here to say Marisa Tomei is so fucking hot.
When is the Super Bowl red carpet?
February 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When is the Super Bowl red carpet?
You’re having a baby? You mean 3D printing?
January 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You’re having a baby? You mean 3D printing?
Using the Voice: nExT EpisOde
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Using the Voice: nExT EpisOde
Everything is bad. Here is a cat pic.
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Everything is bad. Here is a cat pic.
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John F. Kennedy
22°F / outdoors
Jimmy Carter
28°F / outdoors
Barack Obama
28°F / outdoors
Donald Trump
23°F / indoors
It’s not about the cold. — It’s about covering up Trump’s embarrassingly small crowd size.
22°F / outdoors
Jimmy Carter
28°F / outdoors
Barack Obama
28°F / outdoors
Donald Trump
23°F / indoors
It’s not about the cold. — It’s about covering up Trump’s embarrassingly small crowd size.
January 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
John F. Kennedy
22°F / outdoors
Jimmy Carter
28°F / outdoors
Barack Obama
28°F / outdoors
Donald Trump
23°F / indoors
It’s not about the cold. — It’s about covering up Trump’s embarrassingly small crowd size.
22°F / outdoors
Jimmy Carter
28°F / outdoors
Barack Obama
28°F / outdoors
Donald Trump
23°F / indoors
It’s not about the cold. — It’s about covering up Trump’s embarrassingly small crowd size.
The most alien thing ever said
January 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The most alien thing ever said
Never thought I’d have to say this to my boyfriend of 7 years…
January 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Never thought I’d have to say this to my boyfriend of 7 years…
The TikTok ban just proves that we are a one party system.
January 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The TikTok ban just proves that we are a one party system.
I feel like the memes over on instagram are lulling people to sleep. Letting the oligarchy own them.
January 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I feel like the memes over on instagram are lulling people to sleep. Letting the oligarchy own them.
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Ironic that it’s going to be so cold in Washington on the first day of Hell.
January 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ironic that it’s going to be so cold in Washington on the first day of Hell.
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My adopted coworker: “Yeah I was gonna be aborted.”
Me: “You almost got so lucky!!”
Him: “I KNOW!”
Me: “You almost got so lucky!!”
Him: “I KNOW!”
January 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My adopted coworker: “Yeah I was gonna be aborted.”
Me: “You almost got so lucky!!”
Him: “I KNOW!”
Me: “You almost got so lucky!!”
Him: “I KNOW!”
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SCOTUS voted to uphold the TikTok ban.
DELETE ALL META APPS.
DELETE ALL META APPS.
January 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
SCOTUS voted to uphold the TikTok ban.
DELETE ALL META APPS.
DELETE ALL META APPS.
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So just to summarize- Republicans and SCOTUS think that AR15s are perfectly fine, but TikTok is just too dangerous?
January 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So just to summarize- Republicans and SCOTUS think that AR15s are perfectly fine, but TikTok is just too dangerous?
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I don’t believe one person in his cabinet that says they will respect marriage equality as settled law and leave it alone. Three Supreme Court justices said the same thing about abortion and lied.
January 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don’t believe one person in his cabinet that says they will respect marriage equality as settled law and leave it alone. Three Supreme Court justices said the same thing about abortion and lied.
How is everyone coping now that the world is ending (or at least America)
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How is everyone coping now that the world is ending (or at least America)
I want everyone to look at my beautiful daughters
January 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I want everyone to look at my beautiful daughters
How many of you have deleted all Meta accounts? #tiktokban
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How many of you have deleted all Meta accounts? #tiktokban
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I'm homophobic against trains
January 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm homophobic against trains
Can they ban the phone app instead?
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Can they ban the phone app instead?