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Bre Sarpy
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🩷 Professional in Pink | 💼 Director of Marketing @ignitionpress | 📚🏰🤓 Book, Comics, & Disney Nerd | 🐶🐶🐶 Dog Mom x 3 | 💊 ADHD/Lupus | 💍Wifey
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Welp. I couldn’t even go 24 hours without #SVU so I’m starting all over again from Season 1. Let’s see how long it takes me to do this again. Notable call out: @michellehurd.bsky.social who goes on to be the amazing Raffi in #StarTrekPicard! 🙌🏽
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I’m thrilled to announce that I have joined Ignition Press as the Director of Marketing! Like John Wick once said, “yeah, I’m thinking I’m back.” 😏
March 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hey, umm, Apple? I don’t have time for this shit.
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The BEST adult graphic novels of the 2024 have arrived! 🏆 Get ready to dive into incredible stories & unforgettable art. See the full list: https://buff.ly/4hWYBWb #BestGraphicNovels #Comics #ReadingList
February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m only watching the Super Bowl for two reasons:
1. The commercials
2. Drake’s funeral
February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m pretty sure I’m sitting next to two people on a first date and I hate it. Thanks.
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My #Lyft driver just told me I have a 5 star rating. He normally sees 4.6-4.8. Rarely a 5. So I’d say I got an A+ in Rideshares.
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February 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I don’t have a side of the bed anymore. Indiana took it. I sleep in the middle now.
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February 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Welp. I couldn’t even go 24 hours without #SVU so I’m starting all over again from Season 1. Let’s see how long it takes me to do this again. Notable call out: @michellehurd.bsky.social who goes on to be the amazing Raffi in #StarTrekPicard! 🙌🏽
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February 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Omg. It happened. I completed my binge of all 26 seasons of #SVU.
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February 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
That feeling when you hear something that just makes you go:
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January 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1. Museum Curator
2. Art History
3. Theatre
4. Marketing for movies & comics
if you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1. Comics.
2. Illustration.
3. Didn’t change.
4. Teaching cause __ want you to make comics before they pay for them.
if you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1. Physicist? No idea.
2. Physics
3. Spanish
4. Technical sales for software consulting co.
January 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here working from home like this 🤣

I’ve told Mickey to hold my calls but she can’t get the hang of being a furry assistant!

#DogMom #GirlBoss #WFH
January 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Don’t know when #OnyxStorm is actually going to be delivered so I bought it on @amazonkindle.bsky.social! Jokes on me… 😒
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I just need everyone to know that I am on Season 23/26 of @lawandordersvu.bsky.social and #Stablenson is ruining my life. JUST LET IT HAPPEN @wolfentertainment.bsky.social !!!! Please? 🥺
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January 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just kidding. It’s back now 🫠
And now our watch has ended ☠️
January 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
And now our watch has ended ☠️
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
They love each other. I swear lol. 😂
January 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I will only accept this if Jonathan Bailey is playing Jareth ✨🔮🦉
December 28, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I used to wrap gifts for a living. I’m wrapping presents and I’m on my 5th one and I’m tired and over it.

This cannot be the same body I used to do this with for hours on end 🤣
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December 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
People learning about TOSS TOSS from #Wicked is bringing me so much joy. 🩷💚
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November 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Throwback to when I worked opening night of WICKED! Can’t wait to see it for the first time all over again tonight with Ben Kliewer 💚🩷

And yes, I still have that Elphaba Bear.
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
5 faves, 5 tags

Food: Pizza 🍕
Season: Summer 🌻
Drink: Bubbles 🥂
Color: Pink 🩷
TV Show: 911 🚑

@geauxta.bsky.social
@arunesingh.bsky.social
@filipsablik.bsky.social
@ladyfahrenheit.bsky.social
@monibarre.bsky.social
5 favs, 5 tags

Food: Tacos 🌮
Season: Fall 🍁
Drink: Beer 🍺
Color: Orange 🧡
TV Show: Adventure Time 👊

@thebeefbuyer.bsky.social
@bresarpy.bsky.social
@siryn.bsky.social
@lambertraa.bsky.social
@chrisshehanart.bsky.social
5 favs, 5 tags lets grow together!

Food: Sushi 🍣
Season: Spring 💐
Drink: Whisky 🥃
Color: Green/Blue (its a tie what can I say?) 💚💙
TV Show: Futurama 🤖
November 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using GIFs only.
New folx, please participate! Join the rest of Bluesky in a little fun!
November 16, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Birthday Disney trip for Mom! 🥰
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.
July 13, 2023 at 8:49 AM