brendan
@brenzoilperoxide.bsky.social
24 / 🏳️🌈 / nj / considered especially heinous
if i was a mom in her 50s i too would have p!nk as my number one artist
January 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if i was a mom in her 50s i too would have p!nk as my number one artist
queened out with the guy who gave me my first brazilian
January 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
queened out with the guy who gave me my first brazilian
the couple making out at the gym needs to be denied a marriage license when they apply for one
January 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the couple making out at the gym needs to be denied a marriage license when they apply for one
randomly booked a brazilian waxing this weekend
January 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
randomly booked a brazilian waxing this weekend
that was the worst leg day i’ve ever encountered
January 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
that was the worst leg day i’ve ever encountered
buzzcut blonde and gym combo goes crazy
January 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
buzzcut blonde and gym combo goes crazy
i think i should spend more time on this app and delete some others
January 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i think i should spend more time on this app and delete some others
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currently me
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 AM
currently me
limp wrist wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 12:22 AM
limp wrist wrapped
the journey to the jersey shore for thanksgiving starts now
a woman is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with her head on the steering wheel .
ALT: a woman is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with her head on the steering wheel .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 8:50 PM
the journey to the jersey shore for thanksgiving starts now
i get such bad fomo when i see people go to chilis
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM
i get such bad fomo when i see people go to chilis
drunk in the uber listening to fight song
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 AM
drunk in the uber listening to fight song
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Even a broken diva clocks twice a day
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Even a broken diva clocks twice a day
everyone clap i didn’t take a nap after work
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
everyone clap i didn’t take a nap after work
so tired i can’t even participate in coworker gossip sesh
November 18, 2024 at 6:10 PM
so tired i can’t even participate in coworker gossip sesh
finishing my weekend coaching job just to come home and get ready for my 9-5
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
finishing my weekend coaching job just to come home and get ready for my 9-5
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reskeet if you like getting fucked in the ass or enjoy listening to music
November 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
reskeet if you like getting fucked in the ass or enjoy listening to music
pregnant coworker showing me an AI image of her baby
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
pregnant coworker showing me an AI image of her baby
me & my eclectic on repeat 🔁
November 15, 2024 at 3:05 AM
me & my eclectic on repeat 🔁
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Bluesky actually being the Khia Asylum
a man and a woman are giving each other a high five while holding a can of pop corn .
ALT: a man and a woman are giving each other a high five while holding a can of pop corn .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Bluesky actually being the Khia Asylum
whatever happened to being a normal person
November 14, 2024 at 5:54 PM
whatever happened to being a normal person
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how joining this app feels
November 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
how joining this app feels
my coworker told me she applied for her gun license yesterday. i think queen is onto something
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
my coworker told me she applied for her gun license yesterday. i think queen is onto something
this 7x7 ass day
November 14, 2024 at 1:50 PM
this 7x7 ass day