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this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay
November 23, 2024 at 8:03 PM
this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay
SpongeBob & Patrick on the Flying Dutchman’s ship:
who up watching videos of perfume live
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
SpongeBob & Patrick on the Flying Dutchman’s ship:
Seated for Gladiator 2 (Gladiiator)
a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
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November 23, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Seated for Gladiator 2 (Gladiiator)
Father John Misty album is gorgeous
a woman is smiling and talking to another woman .
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November 22, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Father John Misty album is gorgeous
Kendrick album was amazing but i feel like no one over here wants to talk about that
a close up of a woman 's face with a blurry background of lights .
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November 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Kendrick album was amazing but i feel like no one over here wants to talk about that
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jane remover special nacho fries at taco bell
November 22, 2024 at 7:35 AM
jane remover special nacho fries at taco bell
This has me in tears
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
This has me in tears
I seriously can’t do the mud again
a woman is crying while sitting next to another woman who is smiling .
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November 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I seriously can’t do the mud again
Attaching my license plate to my car with command strips
a person running on a beach with a sunset in the background
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November 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Attaching my license plate to my car with command strips
The way around this time last year I planned an entire Holzawn Award Show & just never finished it….
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
The way around this time last year I planned an entire Holzawn Award Show & just never finished it….
Yes gawd open.spotify.com/track/0agekD...
I Don't Miss My Mind
Kim Gordon · The Collective · Song · 2024
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November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Yes gawd open.spotify.com/track/0agekD...
Going outside is goated when healing is the vibe
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Going outside is goated when healing is the vibe
Okay so basically Bebe Rexha had this song that was gonna be released but her label stopped her from releasing it but it leaked. I don’t know a worse song.
November 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Okay so basically Bebe Rexha had this song that was gonna be released but her label stopped her from releasing it but it leaked. I don’t know a worse song.
Texted oomf and he immediately turned on his Do Not Disturb
a woman wearing a black dress and a pearl necklace stands in a dark room
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November 20, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Texted oomf and he immediately turned on his Do Not Disturb
He ate my heart. He a-a-ate my heart.
a woman is making a funny face in a dark room while sitting at a table .
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November 20, 2024 at 5:45 AM
He ate my heart. He a-a-ate my heart.
Applied to Starbucks
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November 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Applied to Starbucks
I get Idina Menzel’s Beast stuck in my head every time I see someone mention Wicked
November 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I get Idina Menzel’s Beast stuck in my head every time I see someone mention Wicked
Who else was scared
November 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Who else was scared
Thrifts stores were never the same
November 19, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Thrifts stores were never the same
What if I said “people don’t talk like this!!” is the laziest film critique of all time
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November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
What if I said “people don’t talk like this!!” is the laziest film critique of all time