Michigan’s football coach got canned for-cause yesterday for having his mistress on staff (or rather choosing his mistress from the staff).

My wife and I have this thought about single parents at least once a week.

Fair enough. All I ask is whoever gets hired teaches tackling.

Suddenly remembering that his defense let Nico put up Heisman numbers this year

This probably says more about Amex’s clientele than the broader economy.

Is the supersonic in the room with us

They rule tbh

What else is new

Should be but won’t

Heupels good for one of those every game. Baffling

It looked glued to his forearm until he hit the ground. Exactly the kind of shit that normally happens *to* us in this game so I’m not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth here