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Despite my best efforts, that's not my cat.
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Behave yourselves.
Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture.
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture.
Fun fact: I almost fell off this thing when I was 17 and incredibly stupid.
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fun fact: I almost fell off this thing when I was 17 and incredibly stupid.
This is exactly what we needed, a $20 smoothie. All our problems are solved.
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is exactly what we needed, a $20 smoothie. All our problems are solved.
Gee, it's almost like executives are totally out of touch with literally everything these days.
September 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Gee, it's almost like executives are totally out of touch with literally everything these days.
This was the best takeaway from my son's curriculum night. I was so pleased to see one of these in a classroom.
September 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This was the best takeaway from my son's curriculum night. I was so pleased to see one of these in a classroom.
I'm sorry, what?
August 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm sorry, what?
Just keep doing these and eventually we'll get Skynet. This won't end badly.
July 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just keep doing these and eventually we'll get Skynet. This won't end badly.
These perforations have got to be for something more than just a major annoyance. I don't think I've successfully opened one of these without this kinda thing happening.
July 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
These perforations have got to be for something more than just a major annoyance. I don't think I've successfully opened one of these without this kinda thing happening.
There's just zero reason for this being the only actual content on this page. None. Media has completely failed us.
May 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There's just zero reason for this being the only actual content on this page. None. Media has completely failed us.
Darling, come here,
fuck me up the-
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
fuck me up the-
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
May 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Darling, come here,
fuck me up the-
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
fuck me up the-
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
28 years. That's how long it takes for the glue to dry out on the sticker on your The The CD and for it to peel away. Prepare yourselves.
April 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
28 years. That's how long it takes for the glue to dry out on the sticker on your The The CD and for it to peel away. Prepare yourselves.
Man, it's so hard not to hate everything now.
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March 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Man, it's so hard not to hate everything now.
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150% here for these special little fuck yous.
February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
150% here for these special little fuck yous.
When this was the only weird news in the checkout line.
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When this was the only weird news in the checkout line.
Yeah, fuck pretty much everything about this crap. This future sucks.
February 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yeah, fuck pretty much everything about this crap. This future sucks.
It's important to have some good test copy when installing a new printer at your desktop.
December 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It's important to have some good test copy when installing a new printer at your desktop.
Why yes I did forget to attach the photo, thank you very much.
December 24, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Why yes I did forget to attach the photo, thank you very much.
Idiot who thinks his email is mine keeps entering it into subscription sign ups and such. I do this kinda stuff every time there's a new one. Enjoy your discovery+ dipshit.
December 2, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Idiot who thinks his email is mine keeps entering it into subscription sign ups and such. I do this kinda stuff every time there's a new one. Enjoy your discovery+ dipshit.
The lengths to which one teen who has recently discovered cooking will go to avoid doing dishes for three different meals at separate times of the morning. These were all clean at 6am and each one represents a different meal.
November 5, 2023 at 6:28 PM
The lengths to which one teen who has recently discovered cooking will go to avoid doing dishes for three different meals at separate times of the morning. These were all clean at 6am and each one represents a different meal.
Oh just fuck off with your category, mister.
November 4, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Oh just fuck off with your category, mister.