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Despite my best efforts, that's not my cat.
Behave yourselves.
Behave yourselves.
If there's a universal truth about boomers, it's that they think all grocery stores are trying to overcharge them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If there's a universal truth about boomers, it's that they think all grocery stores are trying to overcharge them.
Sometimes you need to get drunk and play scary video games in the basement with the lights off.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes you need to get drunk and play scary video games in the basement with the lights off.
Don't click on the Under Armour hat on tik tok. Don't do it.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don't click on the Under Armour hat on tik tok. Don't do it.
My superpower is waking up five minutes before my alarm goes off.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
My superpower is waking up five minutes before my alarm goes off.
Can't get anything done for 4 hours cause people keep buggin'
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can't get anything done for 4 hours cause people keep buggin'
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
Finally some time to work
*Azure outage*
FML
The education on health issues I'm getting from having my parents age and then all my friend's parents age and go through one thing or another, across the whole spectrum, isn't something I had on my fifth decade bingo card but hooboy, there's a lot and it's scary.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The education on health issues I'm getting from having my parents age and then all my friend's parents age and go through one thing or another, across the whole spectrum, isn't something I had on my fifth decade bingo card but hooboy, there's a lot and it's scary.
Free business idea: A Jamaican/Hawaiian/Japanese themed restaurant but ... hear me out ... you only get the name.
Poké Mon.
Poké Mon.
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Free business idea: A Jamaican/Hawaiian/Japanese themed restaurant but ... hear me out ... you only get the name.
Poké Mon.
Poké Mon.
If everything is an emergency, nothing an emergency.
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If everything is an emergency, nothing an emergency.
Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture.
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture.
Well ok then. I guess?
Wordle 1,580 4/6
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October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Well ok then. I guess?
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My wife is a stalker.
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My wife is a stalker.
If we ever get new Ned's Atomic Dustbin material my little 90s teen heart will explode.
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If we ever get new Ned's Atomic Dustbin material my little 90s teen heart will explode.
If you need me, I'll be over here listening to the new Sugar single. Loudly.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you need me, I'll be over here listening to the new Sugar single. Loudly.
Fun fact: I almost fell off this thing when I was 17 and incredibly stupid.
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fun fact: I almost fell off this thing when I was 17 and incredibly stupid.
Eat my cheeks, Wordle.
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Eat my cheeks, Wordle.
This is exactly what we needed, a $20 smoothie. All our problems are solved.
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is exactly what we needed, a $20 smoothie. All our problems are solved.
If I have to keep track of one more god damn login I'm gonna lose it. Seriously, total saturation here. Over and done.
October 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I have to keep track of one more god damn login I'm gonna lose it. Seriously, total saturation here. Over and done.
I didn't know Maru had passed and now the internet is officially dead to me.
October 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I didn't know Maru had passed and now the internet is officially dead to me.
Technical explanations are rarely clear, even to technical people.
October 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Technical explanations are rarely clear, even to technical people.
I keep forgetting that I changed my Siri dialect to Australian and now I don't know who is talking to me.
October 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I keep forgetting that I changed my Siri dialect to Australian and now I don't know who is talking to me.
You want the weird dream that wakes you up to be worth it and not because it was about the Sprit Halloween cashier adding a Short Round from Indiana Jones costume for $385 to your order without telling you and then pointing to the no refunds sign.
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
You want the weird dream that wakes you up to be worth it and not because it was about the Sprit Halloween cashier adding a Short Round from Indiana Jones costume for $385 to your order without telling you and then pointing to the no refunds sign.
Automix works so inconsistently it kinda freaks me out when it works properly.
September 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Automix works so inconsistently it kinda freaks me out when it works properly.
Oh, it looks like boxelder bug season has started.
September 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oh, it looks like boxelder bug season has started.
Should you find yourself cutoff from cellular data after going to iOS26, try a network settings reset. The toggle off/on, restart stuff didn't work.
September 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Should you find yourself cutoff from cellular data after going to iOS26, try a network settings reset. The toggle off/on, restart stuff didn't work.
This new automix feature is useless. Transition from Carpenter Brut to The Carpenters was non-existent.
September 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This new automix feature is useless. Transition from Carpenter Brut to The Carpenters was non-existent.