Niemöller 2.0 🏃♂️
@brentcrude.bsky.social
PhD Microbiology. London, via Notts, Basel & Manchester
Not just my device mate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Not just my device mate
Spotted in Kilburn. Not quite sure what they mean
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Spotted in Kilburn. Not quite sure what they mean
Indeed. Just checking in on the 2a Patriots(TM) who promised they would be Ever Vigilant(C) for the first sniff of Tyranny(R)
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Indeed. Just checking in on the 2a Patriots(TM) who promised they would be Ever Vigilant(C) for the first sniff of Tyranny(R)
Many people saying "that's not a ballroom Trumps building". No. No he's not. You know what that is? He's building the Federal Meme Reserve
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Many people saying "that's not a ballroom Trumps building". No. No he's not. You know what that is? He's building the Federal Meme Reserve
Adverts should be representative of Traditional British Families
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Adverts should be representative of Traditional British Families
So, he's an ex marine that "inadvertantly" had an SS deaths head tattoo? But then got it covered up in the most wonderful way...
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
So, he's an ex marine that "inadvertantly" had an SS deaths head tattoo? But then got it covered up in the most wonderful way...
Would you like to put income tax up now, Mrs Reeves?
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Would you like to put income tax up now, Mrs Reeves?
If impossibly rich are going to stomo their feet and just keep their central London baubles without living in them we should tax their unoccupied properties till the David Hunt light fittings squeak
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If impossibly rich are going to stomo their feet and just keep their central London baubles without living in them we should tax their unoccupied properties till the David Hunt light fittings squeak
The "weird dynamic" being impossibly rich people not yet accepting that they overpaid tens of millions of pounds for their gaudy overpriced mansions
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The "weird dynamic" being impossibly rich people not yet accepting that they overpaid tens of millions of pounds for their gaudy overpriced mansions
Somebody help me out. Just who the fuck do the Telegraph write for? Are there pensioners surviving on £14k a year who read this and think "ill never vote for Labour because that nice non domiciled billionaire had to shave £10 million off the asking price of his mansion"?
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Somebody help me out. Just who the fuck do the Telegraph write for? Are there pensioners surviving on £14k a year who read this and think "ill never vote for Labour because that nice non domiciled billionaire had to shave £10 million off the asking price of his mansion"?
What the actual fuck is happening in America?
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What the actual fuck is happening in America?
*Alanis Morisette vocals*
"it's like raaaiaain
On your voting form
When your towns submerged
But you still vote for Reform"
"it's like raaaiaain
On your voting form
When your towns submerged
But you still vote for Reform"
October 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
*Alanis Morisette vocals*
"it's like raaaiaain
On your voting form
When your towns submerged
But you still vote for Reform"
"it's like raaaiaain
On your voting form
When your towns submerged
But you still vote for Reform"
Maybe he could go on Russia Today to explain it?
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Maybe he could go on Russia Today to explain it?
I am using ChatGPT to generate an uptake model, and it's getting to the stage where it would have been quicker to do it myself in excel. AI ain't there yet. Also, it gave me this message. Cheeky bugger, that's my job and exactly why im using it!
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am using ChatGPT to generate an uptake model, and it's getting to the stage where it would have been quicker to do it myself in excel. AI ain't there yet. Also, it gave me this message. Cheeky bugger, that's my job and exactly why im using it!
What i love about America is that despite all that tedious, murderous guff about gun rights, it turns out the best defence against Tyrrany(TM) is an inflatable frog costume.
Those should be protected under the 2nd amendment. Freedom ain't free, tadpoles.
Those should be protected under the 2nd amendment. Freedom ain't free, tadpoles.
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
What i love about America is that despite all that tedious, murderous guff about gun rights, it turns out the best defence against Tyrrany(TM) is an inflatable frog costume.
Those should be protected under the 2nd amendment. Freedom ain't free, tadpoles.
Those should be protected under the 2nd amendment. Freedom ain't free, tadpoles.
Here you go man
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Here you go man
I bet you the inside of his veins look like the plumbing in one of his father's tenement buildings
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I bet you the inside of his veins look like the plumbing in one of his father's tenement buildings
To be fair to Nigel, All Teachers Are Marxist(TM) is just another bullet point on the Heritage Foundation bullshit list he's contractually obliged to wang on about
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
To be fair to Nigel, All Teachers Are Marxist(TM) is just another bullet point on the Heritage Foundation bullshit list he's contractually obliged to wang on about
Just checked in on the Patriots(TM) who promised us they were Ever Vigilant(C) for the merest hint of Tyranny(R)
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Just checked in on the Patriots(TM) who promised us they were Ever Vigilant(C) for the merest hint of Tyranny(R)
She's got a point though. Even radiation detection is woke these days
October 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
She's got a point though. Even radiation detection is woke these days
I'd like to give this person a hug and buy them a coffee. Never has a reaction been so completely vindicated
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'd like to give this person a hug and buy them a coffee. Never has a reaction been so completely vindicated