It’s so beautiful

Love to take simultaneous baths in the mudroom

Penalizing a team bc the sideline celebrates too hard is sooooooooooo lame

I heard Boombox for the first time in years on the Lonely Island podcast this week, and now Julian Casablancas is singing “I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman” multiple times a day in my head. Please send help

Hell yeah #panthers

Just draw the fuckin thing yourself. The imperfection is part of the charm. The fact that you drew it is the whole fuckin point. Don't embarrass yourself engineering a prompt, just pick up whatever you have at hand and give it a go. Be a human being.

On one hand lunch at the university’s cafeteria is 8 bucks, and the salad bar is pretty solid. But on the other hand there’s a jukebox, and someone’s playing a Michael Buble cover of a Nina Simone song instead of a Nina Simone version of a Nina Simone song

My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

If this turned up as an ad in Robocop people would be saying that Verhoeven’s gone too far.

Carrie Frye, reporting from Asheville.

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