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Brendan S.
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...did he say he's the healthiest person alive?
September 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
They could've cut the run time for Mission: Impossible 2 by about 30 minutes if they just didn't do so much unnecessary slo-mo.
August 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
In fairness to bitching about the TSwift engagement news alert: the Parsons trade also is not "news"
August 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A blink-182 theme Non-alcoholic beer called "na na na na na na na na na"
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The The Night at The Museum series is underrated.
August 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sucks realizing you'd like a do-over on SEVERAL years of life. But have to just make sure there aren't any more regrets ahead.
August 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wild that all these tech bros are so down with "beta" testing. You'd think they'd want alphas doing the testing.
July 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Safe to say I think I'm in my "and find out" era
July 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The fact that the Trojan Horse worked implies to me that gifting empty, giant, horses was normal. What a time. What...a...time.
July 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well, at least this time I don't have to worry about getting drafted.
June 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Otter's better
May 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
How long do I have to be on Signal before I get added to some government group chats?
April 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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is this good?
March 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My bracket, just like the country, is a disaster. Maybe if I've watched a basketball game in the last 15 years it would be better. No idea how to go the country at this moment.
March 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Naming steak isn't a lieutenant governor's fucking job
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just hope the new James Bond is a Scouser
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me switching to Apple Maps like
a man in a suit and tie says am ia hero
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says am ia hero
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's wild to me that Billy Idol isn't already in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I'd like to see blink-182 in there soon.
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Lions and Vikings took “first to 15 wins” and decided to make it “first to 15, wins.”
January 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Goodnight everyone I hope you all have an incredible sleep
I wish you would give yourself the credit you deserve
You’re a unbelievable human
Your a lighthouse of hope
In the world of darkness
By being you
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙
January 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace spent 10 years capturing these 48 colors of the Moon.
January 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The NHL/fans ought to make a MUCH bigger deal about the President's Trophy
January 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Battaglia di San Romano, by Paolo Uccello, 1436-40, 📸 by @big_laur
December 31, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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LIONS TAKE THE LEAD WHO ELSE
December 31, 2024 at 3:24 AM