Bren McC
@brenmcc.bsky.social
I told you the Internet ends with a whimper didn't I?
We need to put a 2 ton solid gold pineapple in geo-stationary orbit.
For the kids.
For the kids.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We need to put a 2 ton solid gold pineapple in geo-stationary orbit.
For the kids.
For the kids.
I'm not a fan of the SNL music breaks.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'm not a fan of the SNL music breaks.
Could someone in the casting department of Survivor book an esthetician as a contestant?
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Could someone in the casting department of Survivor book an esthetician as a contestant?
I like a deal as much as the next guy but real human hair (Bone Straight) for $1 on AliExpress just creeps me out.
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I like a deal as much as the next guy but real human hair (Bone Straight) for $1 on AliExpress just creeps me out.
And I'm the ho that made it!
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And I'm the ho that made it!
Does a barrel of monkeys come with instructions?
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Does a barrel of monkeys come with instructions?
In my "Not-So-Great Opinion" of the day, Pocky are okay. They could be better but they're fine.
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In my "Not-So-Great Opinion" of the day, Pocky are okay. They could be better but they're fine.
I'm really starting to worry that my reality is A. I. Slop forever.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm really starting to worry that my reality is A. I. Slop forever.
Chocolate is good for you. Nuts are good for you. So why the nutritional hate for New York Super Fudge Chunk®?
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Chocolate is good for you. Nuts are good for you. So why the nutritional hate for New York Super Fudge Chunk®?
It doesn't come up often, but I have one of those places where my memory is mis-wired. I always confuse Rip Torn with Rip Taylor.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It doesn't come up often, but I have one of those places where my memory is mis-wired. I always confuse Rip Torn with Rip Taylor.
I thought this whole worship of money / golden idol / Trump was settled by Moses.
October 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I thought this whole worship of money / golden idol / Trump was settled by Moses.
But seriously, did someone tell Trump there was Civil War gold hidden in the walls of the East Wing?
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
But seriously, did someone tell Trump there was Civil War gold hidden in the walls of the East Wing?
Not that they'll see this but, any election campaign ads that have that "A.I." look will keep me from voting for whoever made them.
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not that they'll see this but, any election campaign ads that have that "A.I." look will keep me from voting for whoever made them.
Steak Tartare made of Minotaur = TaurTarTare?
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Steak Tartare made of Minotaur = TaurTarTare?
I don't want a survival shelter but I wouldn't say no to one of those quarantine pods they kept the Apollo astronauts in when the returned from space.
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I don't want a survival shelter but I wouldn't say no to one of those quarantine pods they kept the Apollo astronauts in when the returned from space.
See. This is what happens when your Constitution doesn't have a provision for "Failure to Govern" or a No Confidence procedure.
The founding fathers couldn't even conceive of a situation where a POS would be elected just to sit around jerking off with his thumb up his butt.
The founding fathers couldn't even conceive of a situation where a POS would be elected just to sit around jerking off with his thumb up his butt.
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
See. This is what happens when your Constitution doesn't have a provision for "Failure to Govern" or a No Confidence procedure.
The founding fathers couldn't even conceive of a situation where a POS would be elected just to sit around jerking off with his thumb up his butt.
The founding fathers couldn't even conceive of a situation where a POS would be elected just to sit around jerking off with his thumb up his butt.
Because it's Spooky Season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO...
MONSTER FRED SCHNEIDER
YouTube video by Tom Yaz
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Because it's Spooky Season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO...
So "delts" are muscles but "gams" are legs.
October 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So "delts" are muscles but "gams" are legs.
Reposted by Bren McC
Nothing says get me in to heaven and nobel peace prize like "I WILL KILL YOU ALL"
October 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nothing says get me in to heaven and nobel peace prize like "I WILL KILL YOU ALL"
Traveling back in time to buy toilet paper in the original format. 5 inch wide rolls that actually fit the holder.
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Traveling back in time to buy toilet paper in the original format. 5 inch wide rolls that actually fit the holder.
Today's fact that I had no reason to know:
Squirrels can't burp or vomit. Squirrels and other rodents cannot burp or vomit because their diaphragms and stomachs are not structured to allow for the expulsion of gas or food from the stomach back up the esophagus.
But they do fart.
Squirrels can't burp or vomit. Squirrels and other rodents cannot burp or vomit because their diaphragms and stomachs are not structured to allow for the expulsion of gas or food from the stomach back up the esophagus.
But they do fart.
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Today's fact that I had no reason to know:
Squirrels can't burp or vomit. Squirrels and other rodents cannot burp or vomit because their diaphragms and stomachs are not structured to allow for the expulsion of gas or food from the stomach back up the esophagus.
But they do fart.
Squirrels can't burp or vomit. Squirrels and other rodents cannot burp or vomit because their diaphragms and stomachs are not structured to allow for the expulsion of gas or food from the stomach back up the esophagus.
But they do fart.
Reposted by Bren McC
“they also did not offer any puppies for target practice, SEIZE THEM”
“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.
trib.al
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“they also did not offer any puppies for target practice, SEIZE THEM”
Halloween gets candles in jack-o-lanterns, Hanukkah gets candles in menorah, Christmas gets candles in windows, birthdays get candles in cake, religions use candles for everything, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CANDLES?
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Halloween gets candles in jack-o-lanterns, Hanukkah gets candles in menorah, Christmas gets candles in windows, birthdays get candles in cake, religions use candles for everything, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CANDLES?
Okay okay. Frankenstein was the Doctor and The Monster is the monster.
So who was the Bride of Frankenstein supposed to have sex with?
So who was the Bride of Frankenstein supposed to have sex with?
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Okay okay. Frankenstein was the Doctor and The Monster is the monster.
So who was the Bride of Frankenstein supposed to have sex with?
So who was the Bride of Frankenstein supposed to have sex with?