👀 are you making a Sludge Life shooter?

cara do you think i cannot ask him this question 200 times like jezza paxman facing down michael howard, i fucking will

i would ask Hideo Kojima why he names people like that

until someone pays me, it's only an op-edlike

Also who are these people who think Helldivers 2 is an extraction shooter?? No angry human stranger ever pops my skull and steals my samples. A singleplayer extraction shooter is just a co-op FPS with loot. If I don't die to a scumbag while searching for baked beans, it ain't an extract 'em up.

Marathon is an extractoblorp to anyone who thinks about it for two seconds. That the prev director attempted to call it something else via a marketing dept is just plastering over a lack of distinctiveness. If you want to invent a new genre, you have to actually do that.

oops not airpods. airtags, i mean. airnarcs. airsnitches.

These airpods are $16, which is "nearly free!" a concept so hilarious I cannot wait to obnoxiously break it out in a restaurant. "My pizza is only 12.95?" I shall yell with unsufferable enthusiasm at the server. "That's nearly free!"

after all, who doesn't love boeuf!