I don’t know what this means, but I do think people should bother their boyfriends more

This is what I thought it meant until I was probably 27. I still think it makes as much or more sense than the actual meaning. And I’m v smart. Go figure!

Yes it IS interesting! It was competing against A Chorus Line and Chicago, but it did win Best Musical from the Outer Critics Circle Award! Actually the entire original 1976 Hal Prince production was filmed for tv, it’s on YouTube. The entire show. It’s stunning. Here, I’ll show you…

Same. 10 years ago I thought I had a tenuous grasp on newer stars and singers, at least to have heard of them by the time they come into my sphere… now, it’s like 25% at best. But honestly, my actors and music stars were better anyway.

Except those of us you’ve met who didn’t make the circle

Where are you moving to and what are you doing with your iPhone? Can I have it?

If you think I didn’t grow up in a town with a store that sold books on crystals and witchcraft, and that my mom didn’t buy me them and that I didn’t walk around with them in middle school so people would ask me about them, you’d be wrong.

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They should make supplements for men. Supplements.

Bud Frump? Frump will play it the company- play it the company- Frump will play it the company way.

I’m already working on a new musical about this fascinating person, it’s called “S. L. Ammerman of Norristown, PA” and it’s going to be be revelatory

Joel is a textbook gaslighter, don’t fall for it.

I’m not running out if things to make me feel superior, so sure, take lede

If only it were just that

We can only assume he’s gay too

This is the kind of Valetimes Day content I want

This is so good

I dunno, maybe, but also how could this possibly be true?