me and my bestie when we hit people with our microplastic stare.

slippery roads today

i knew one day i'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down —
i just didn't expect them to be doing jar jar binks impressions while doing it.

nosferatatouille situation going on here.

charlie brown christmas is about the evils of privatized medicare.

i don't care about rosebud. i want to know why charles foster kane thought this double chin campaign poster photo was a good idea when he ran for governor.

i would somewhat forgive the lazy recycling of ip if the person whose idea it was to make a dexter prequel show pitched it as young sheldon with serial murder.

y'all talking today about martial law, but we really shoulda been talking about marshall's ma.

as winter approaches, take notice that if you see any of these critters bopping around, odds are that it is the were version*

*specifically at night and during a full moon. if these conditions are not met, it's probably more likely a result of global warming

damn.

jamie kennedy should make a career comeback in a biopic movie about hunter biden.

the french translation of eggnog is chicken milk. sorta makes me happy i am vegan, though i am curious to see how they bastardize things like oatnog. chicken oat milk?

it's happening again.

i finally got an invite to join the blues guy