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brb going to write my own version of wicked that revolves around the witch's hydrophobia being a result of rabies from the monkeys
May 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
brb going to write my own version of wicked that revolves around the witch's hydrophobia being a result of rabies from the monkeys
me and my bestie when we hit people with our microplastic stare.
February 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
me and my bestie when we hit people with our microplastic stare.
i knew one day i'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down —
i just didn't expect them to be doing jar jar binks impressions while doing it.
i just didn't expect them to be doing jar jar binks impressions while doing it.
January 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i knew one day i'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down —
i just didn't expect them to be doing jar jar binks impressions while doing it.
i just didn't expect them to be doing jar jar binks impressions while doing it.
what's fka twigs's new name?
January 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
what's fka twigs's new name?
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i finally got an invite to join the blues guy
August 16, 2023 at 5:20 PM
i finally got an invite to join the blues guy
i was afraid growing up that i would need to know an absurd amount of brady bunch trivia for some reason. unfortunately, the future was much stranger.
January 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i was afraid growing up that i would need to know an absurd amount of brady bunch trivia for some reason. unfortunately, the future was much stranger.
probably the only person who thought this, but whenever lady gaga says "spin that record babe" in "just dance", i used to think she was saying "poker face" in a way like trying to remember the names of her other hit songs.
December 31, 2024 at 6:11 AM
probably the only person who thought this, but whenever lady gaga says "spin that record babe" in "just dance", i used to think she was saying "poker face" in a way like trying to remember the names of her other hit songs.
nosferatatouille situation going on here.
December 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
nosferatatouille situation going on here.
when the sun hits your eyes
and you are vaporized
nosferatu!
and you are vaporized
nosferatu!
December 30, 2024 at 4:08 AM
when the sun hits your eyes
and you are vaporized
nosferatu!
and you are vaporized
nosferatu!
patrick bateman: "eyes wide shut" is the most moving movie of the 1990s about monogamy and commitment.
December 22, 2024 at 7:23 AM
patrick bateman: "eyes wide shut" is the most moving movie of the 1990s about monogamy and commitment.
tom cruise doing doctor house calls in eyes wide shut counts as mummering.
December 22, 2024 at 6:17 AM
tom cruise doing doctor house calls in eyes wide shut counts as mummering.
christmas carol is a labour horror story, and not for the reasons you think. it implies ghosts have jobs.
December 22, 2024 at 6:14 AM
christmas carol is a labour horror story, and not for the reasons you think. it implies ghosts have jobs.
eyes wide shut aka tom cruise's blue (balls) christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 6:11 AM
eyes wide shut aka tom cruise's blue (balls) christmas.
the grinch is reformed but ends up wrapping gifts with his tapeworm instead of string because of his years of dieting on garbage and literal feces.
December 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
the grinch is reformed but ends up wrapping gifts with his tapeworm instead of string because of his years of dieting on garbage and literal feces.
charlie brown christmas is about the evils of privatized medicare.
December 16, 2024 at 6:43 AM
charlie brown christmas is about the evils of privatized medicare.
i don't care about rosebud. i want to know why charles foster kane thought this double chin campaign poster photo was a good idea when he ran for governor.
December 13, 2024 at 7:43 AM
i don't care about rosebud. i want to know why charles foster kane thought this double chin campaign poster photo was a good idea when he ran for governor.
charlie brown should have had an ed wood-esque meeting with orson welles for directorial advice. that jesus pep talk from linus did jack shit for the christmas play.
December 12, 2024 at 8:29 PM
charlie brown should have had an ed wood-esque meeting with orson welles for directorial advice. that jesus pep talk from linus did jack shit for the christmas play.
yes, but an extremely goofy movie is too goofy of a movie (ie. transformers the movie of movies).
A Goofy Movie is still the Citizen Kane of movies
December 12, 2024 at 7:25 AM
yes, but an extremely goofy movie is too goofy of a movie (ie. transformers the movie of movies).
les amants de pont-neuf is a christmas movie.
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 AM
les amants de pont-neuf is a christmas movie.
hitchcock movie about whatever coffee does to your gi tract in the morning.
December 11, 2024 at 6:42 AM
hitchcock movie about whatever coffee does to your gi tract in the morning.
it's heartwarming how many orson welles movies take place around christmas. this is especially fitting given his stature, big beard, and affinity for magic tricks.
December 10, 2024 at 4:34 AM
it's heartwarming how many orson welles movies take place around christmas. this is especially fitting given his stature, big beard, and affinity for magic tricks.
what happens when gremlins eat while crossing timezones? why don't they react to foods containing water?
December 10, 2024 at 1:21 AM
what happens when gremlins eat while crossing timezones? why don't they react to foods containing water?
uncrustables are a failed psy-op. people regularly mention them on every podcast i listen to, and i have never heard a single mention of these things irl.
December 10, 2024 at 1:06 AM
uncrustables are a failed psy-op. people regularly mention them on every podcast i listen to, and i have never heard a single mention of these things irl.