Breaking Bad Punny
@breakingbadpunny.bsky.social
Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
The sheer amount of ads on the ice in the Finnish hockey league "Liiga" is borderline unwieldy... This is what I expect every arena in the NHL to look like by the end of the decade
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The sheer amount of ads on the ice in the Finnish hockey league "Liiga" is borderline unwieldy... This is what I expect every arena in the NHL to look like by the end of the decade
blackjack dealers when they see this man coming towards their table:
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
blackjack dealers when they see this man coming towards their table:
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who does this guy think he his? Johnny from those black and white movies in Home Alone?
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Who does this guy think he his? Johnny from those black and white movies in Home Alone?
Olivia Nuzzi every time she meets another 50+ year old white male in a position of power:
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Olivia Nuzzi every time she meets another 50+ year old white male in a position of power:
How to tell everyone that you’re an insecure little bitch without telling everyone “I’m an insecure little bitch”.
This guy has probably never gotten a compliment in his life that he didn’t have to pay for.
This guy has probably never gotten a compliment in his life that he didn’t have to pay for.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How to tell everyone that you’re an insecure little bitch without telling everyone “I’m an insecure little bitch”.
This guy has probably never gotten a compliment in his life that he didn’t have to pay for.
This guy has probably never gotten a compliment in his life that he didn’t have to pay for.
Karoline Leavitt and her husband every time he wants to have sexy time:
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Karoline Leavitt and her husband every time he wants to have sexy time:
is that his emotional support ketchup bottle there that i see?
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
is that his emotional support ketchup bottle there that i see?
One these days, with the right crop and zoom, this thing is gonna trigger the auto-mod on this site and it’s gonna be hilarious
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One these days, with the right crop and zoom, this thing is gonna trigger the auto-mod on this site and it’s gonna be hilarious
Whoville lookin ass bitch
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Whoville lookin ass bitch
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social, how can you even compete with this anymore?
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social, how can you even compete with this anymore?
How I’m gonna be sleeping tonight knowing that a 3000 word post from a distraught Bill Ackman will be awaiting me in the morning
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How I’m gonna be sleeping tonight knowing that a 3000 word post from a distraught Bill Ackman will be awaiting me in the morning
Republicans: “STOP CALLING US NAZIS! Just because we agree with them doesn’t mean we are them!”
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Republicans: “STOP CALLING US NAZIS! Just because we agree with them doesn’t mean we are them!”
I shit you not, but I have seen more headlines this morning (two to be exact) about orcas eating the livers of great white sharks than I’ve seen headlines about the President of the United States openly admitting to not knowing who tf he’s pardoning
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I shit you not, but I have seen more headlines this morning (two to be exact) about orcas eating the livers of great white sharks than I’ve seen headlines about the President of the United States openly admitting to not knowing who tf he’s pardoning
“I don’t even think about it.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“I don’t even think about it.”
I don’t care how many threes he hit for us in over the course of two championshipless seasons more than a decade ago, the guy is a racist piece of shit
I’ll gladly be watching the opposing team’s broadcast any time 6’10 Stephen Miller over here is calling a game
defector.com/steve-novak-...
I’ll gladly be watching the opposing team’s broadcast any time 6’10 Stephen Miller over here is calling a game
defector.com/steve-novak-...
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don’t care how many threes he hit for us in over the course of two championshipless seasons more than a decade ago, the guy is a racist piece of shit
I’ll gladly be watching the opposing team’s broadcast any time 6’10 Stephen Miller over here is calling a game
defector.com/steve-novak-...
I’ll gladly be watching the opposing team’s broadcast any time 6’10 Stephen Miller over here is calling a game
defector.com/steve-novak-...
Every time I see the Motorola logo on the Bucks’ jerseys, all I see are two Ku Klux Klan hoods
October 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Every time I see the Motorola logo on the Bucks’ jerseys, all I see are two Ku Klux Klan hoods
We need more headlines like this.
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We need more headlines like this.
Yup... She’s basically Japanese MAGA
This Reddit comment explains it a lot better than I could in 300 characters lol
This Reddit comment explains it a lot better than I could in 300 characters lol
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yup... She’s basically Japanese MAGA
This Reddit comment explains it a lot better than I could in 300 characters lol
This Reddit comment explains it a lot better than I could in 300 characters lol
So, according to Bessent, Ronald Reagan’s own words are “propaganda coming across our border” and is considered “interference in US sovereign matters”
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So, according to Bessent, Ronald Reagan’s own words are “propaganda coming across our border” and is considered “interference in US sovereign matters”