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Breaking Bad Punny
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Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious.

I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · Feb 3
This week was brutal.
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Celtics blown out by the #NYKnicks… Patriots lose the Super Bowl… Boston in absolute shambles tonight
a man sitting on a couch with the words i love it on his face
Alt: d wade saying “i love it”
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February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Seattle’s punter should be a co-MVP tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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You know what? After watching them get embarrassed tonight, I’m actually perfectly fine now with the Patriots getting another Super Bowl appearance
a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room .
Alt: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room with a mischievous smile
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February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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obligatory #FuckLUMA

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alexckaufman.bsky.social Alexander C. Kaufman @alexckaufman.bsky.social · 10h
Puerto Rico hasn't had reliable power in a decade.

The grid sends occasional surges through the wires that fry appliances.

Electricity rates are among the highest in the entire U.S.

Heat waves are getting intense in the summer, and outages mean A/C is no guarantee for an aging population.
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Having DJ Khaled in your commercial in 2026 is an immediate L
a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
Alt: a man is drawing a letter L on a wall with the words this is for you below it
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February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Vete pal carajo, huelebicho
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Kenneth Walker looks like Tommy Strawn from Martin
a man wearing glasses and a vest is standing in a room holding something in his hands .
Alt: tommy strawn in martin
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February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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SEGUIMOS AQUÍ, MAMABICHOS!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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EL APAGÓN!!!!
a black background with white eyes and the words se fue la luz in yellow
Alt: a black background with white eyes and the words se fue la luz in yellow
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February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Lady Gaga?! More like Lady Guagua…
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Seeing Bad Bunny go from Diles to performing at halftime during the Super Bowl is crazy
a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling .
Alt: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling and crying
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February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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r/stupidfood
theathletic.com The Athletic @theathletic.com · 12h
This burger at Super Bowl LX is $180 👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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That may have been the worst commercial break in Super Bowl history thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts and Coinbase going back to back
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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The year is 2036 and NY Jets owner Brick Johnson has just announced Seth Ryan as the franchise’s new head coach.

Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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i hate it here

www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/02/06/c...
Controversial drug ivermectin could be sold over the counter, if Florida lawmakers approve
Florida lawmakers and health officials have become fascinated with ivermectin, a controversial anti-parasitic drug, and Republican lawmakers want to make it easier for residents to purchase.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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but, meanwhile, don’t you dare refuse to serve captain underpants over here some pierogies or else he’ll cry
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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i’m gonna need statcast next… what was the launch angle and exit velo? was there elite spin?
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d
Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs
Two skaters with one having been spun up in the air 11ft 3in with an arrow next to her head, there is another arrow next to them showing 10 feet with a basketball hoop
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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really not looking forward to the deluge of AI super bowl commercials on sunday
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Ross Douchehat strikes again!
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

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Seth Harp @sethharpesq X.com Ross Douthat @DouthatNYT challenged me to a debate on foreign policy. We recorded a 90-minute segment for his show, Interesting Times, on 1/15/26. But I defeated him so decisively that he refuses to air the footage. What an absolute coward. Today 11:41 AM Hi Is the NYT still planning to publish the interview I did with Ross three weeks ago? Today 1:01 PM Hey Seth, we've been working through the edit and it's looking like we aren't going to be able to make it work. We were kind of pummeled by the news cycle in the last 6 weeks and are going to pivot away from this story. Thanks for the time you put into it and for your expertise. Unbelievable cowardice on Ross's part and a giant waste of my time. I'm going to make it known what actually happened: Ross challenged me to a debate on foreign policy, got crushed, and doesn't have the intellectual or journalistic integrity to air the footage. Delivered Seth Harp @sethharpesq. •6h Five days after we recorded, an editor of mine asked me how it went. I told her that @DouthatNYT was surprisingly unprepared to defend his point of view, and I suspected even then that they would spike it. From To seth.harp@protonmail.com * T Jan 20 凹 了 介 → It seemed to go just fine from my perspective although it did get a little heated towards the end when we debated foreign policy. I was somewhat surprised that Ross wasn't better prepared defend his point of view. They may still decide to spike it, we'll see. SH Sent with Proton Mail secure email. ••• On Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 at 11:41 AM, wrote: That's great —how did the interview go? {7 54 • 1.3K ill 38K Seth Harp @sethharpesq. 5h I also told an editor at Harper's, on 1/30/26, that I suspected the NYT would spike the interview rather than publish video of me dog-walking @DouthatNYT and making a mockery of his defense of US regime-change wars ... Friday 12:35 PM It's been more than 2 weeks since I was interviewed for Ross Douthat's show. I murdered him in our debate over foreign policy and was genuinely surprised that he wasn't better prepared to defend his point of view. Now I'm concerned that he will spike the episode. Do you have a sense of how far ahead they usually record? Also I really hope I get to hear this My sense was that it was about a week Suspicious 4 17 44 • 1K thl 32K 贝 企 Seth Harp @sethharpesq. •5h Ross @DouthatNYT was unprepared to take on a subject matter expert, floundered around, and became irritable and sarcastic towards the end. But spiking the episode is ten times worse for his journalistic credibility than simply losing a debate, which happens to us all. Seth Harp @sethharpesq. 5h ... Ross @DouthatNYT's producer blames their decision to spike our foreign policy debate on the crazy news cycle. But the last three episodes they've aired have been on Roe v. Wade, Covid-19, and young men's church attendance. OPINION Interesting Latest Feb. 5, 2026 Interesting Times with Ross Douthat The first draft of our future. Mapping the new world order through interviews and conversations. Every Thursday, from New York Times Opinion. Q Search Why Ending Roe Wasn't Enough for the Pro-Life Movement Activists won the legal battle. Are they losing the culture war? By ROSS DOUTHAT Jan. 29.2026 A Plan to Restore Trust in Science From a 'Fringe Epidemiologist' Jay Bhattacharya, the N.I.H. director, says authorities broke the public's trust in the Covid era. Now it's up to outsiders to restore it. By ROSS DOUTHAT and SOPHIA ALVAREZ BOYD Jan. 22,2026 No, Young Men Are Not Returning to Church All the religious trends you're wrong about. By ROSS DOUTHAT and ANDREA BETANZOS 18 17 75 1.5K ill 38K Seth Harp @sethharpesq. 1h I'm hearing that prominent guests are cancelling scheduled appearances on @DouthatNYT's show due to his lack of journalistic integrity. Why would you spend hours, days, or weeks prepping for an interview when you know the show is rigged to ensure that you don't show up the host? 3 223 ill 4.4K 贝
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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It’s quotes like this that make me more than happy to sail the high seas.

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
Netflix says users can cancel service if HBO Max merger makes it too expensive
Eighty percent of HBO Max subscribers subscribe to Netflix, Sarandos tells Senate.
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February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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I feel like one way to make the world a better place for your son is to keep him away from your pedophile brother and registered sex offender husband
patriottakes.bsky.social PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 4d
Nicki Minaj “absolutely” believes publicly speaking out for Trump is making the world a better place for her son.
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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My expectations were low, but holy shit… Fire Drury’s dumbass already

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@AdamSchefter ESPN sources: The LA Kings have acquired standout forward Artemi Panarin from the NY Rangers in exchange for a conditional third-round pick and prospect Liam Greentree, per me and @emilymkaplan.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM