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Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious.

I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
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This week was brutal.
Celtics blown out by the #NYKnicks… Patriots lose the Super Bowl… Boston in absolute shambles tonight
a man sitting on a couch with the words i love it on his face
Alt: d wade saying “i love it”
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February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Seattle’s punter should be a co-MVP tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
You know what? After watching them get embarrassed tonight, I’m actually perfectly fine now with the Patriots getting another Super Bowl appearance
a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room .
Alt: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room with a mischievous smile
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February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
obligatory #FuckLUMA

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Puerto Rico hasn't had reliable power in a decade.

The grid sends occasional surges through the wires that fry appliances.

Electricity rates are among the highest in the entire U.S.

Heat waves are getting intense in the summer, and outages mean A/C is no guarantee for an aging population.
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Having DJ Khaled in your commercial in 2026 is an immediate L
a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
Alt: a man is drawing a letter L on a wall with the words this is for you below it
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February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Vete pal carajo, huelebicho
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Reposted by Breaking Bad Punny
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Kenneth Walker looks like Tommy Strawn from Martin
a man wearing glasses and a vest is standing in a room holding something in his hands .
Alt: tommy strawn in martin
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
SEGUIMOS AQUÍ, MAMABICHOS!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Lady Gaga?! More like Lady Guagua…
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Seeing Bad Bunny go from Diles to performing at halftime during the Super Bowl is crazy
a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling .
Alt: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling and crying
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
r/stupidfood
This burger at Super Bowl LX is $180 👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
That may have been the worst commercial break in Super Bowl history thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts and Coinbase going back to back
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The year is 2036 and NY Jets owner Brick Johnson has just announced Seth Ryan as the franchise’s new head coach.

Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
but, meanwhile, don’t you dare refuse to serve captain underpants over here some pierogies or else he’ll cry
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i’m gonna need statcast next… what was the launch angle and exit velo? was there elite spin?
Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
really not looking forward to the deluge of AI super bowl commercials on sunday
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Ross Douchehat strikes again!
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.

What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It’s quotes like this that make me more than happy to sail the high seas.

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
Netflix says users can cancel service if HBO Max merger makes it too expensive
Eighty percent of HBO Max subscribers subscribe to Netflix, Sarandos tells Senate.
arstechnica.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I feel like one way to make the world a better place for your son is to keep him away from your pedophile brother and registered sex offender husband
Nicki Minaj “absolutely” believes publicly speaking out for Trump is making the world a better place for her son.
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My expectations were low, but holy shit… Fire Drury’s dumbass already

#NYR
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM