Breaking Bad Punny
@breakingbadpunny.bsky.social
Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
Pinned
This week was brutal.
The Washington Post finds a way to fall to a new low every day
This is nuts!
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Washington Post finds a way to fall to a new low every day
narrator: “they were, in fact, onto nothing”
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
narrator: “they were, in fact, onto nothing”
me after watching “the red balloon” when i was like 5:
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
me after watching “the red balloon” when i was like 5:
The sheer amount of ads on the ice in the Finnish hockey league "Liiga" is borderline unwieldy... This is what I expect every arena in the NHL to look like by the end of the decade
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The sheer amount of ads on the ice in the Finnish hockey league "Liiga" is borderline unwieldy... This is what I expect every arena in the NHL to look like by the end of the decade
What a coincidence because me and my bank actually have conflicting views about my account balance… They say “broke as hell”, but I say “rich as hell”
The reality though? Well, who really knows 🤷♂️
The reality though? Well, who really knows 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What a coincidence because me and my bank actually have conflicting views about my account balance… They say “broke as hell”, but I say “rich as hell”
The reality though? Well, who really knows 🤷♂️
The reality though? Well, who really knows 🤷♂️
blackjack dealers when they see this man coming towards their table:
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
blackjack dealers when they see this man coming towards their table:
your boss wears a suit 99.9% of the time and, yet, he’s still an asshole 100% of the time
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
your boss wears a suit 99.9% of the time and, yet, he’s still an asshole 100% of the time
Tonight, I’ve seen Everybody Loves Raymond on MeTV and now a movie on TCM that came out in 1997… I have never in my life felt older than I do right now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Tonight, I’ve seen Everybody Loves Raymond on MeTV and now a movie on TCM that came out in 1997… I have never in my life felt older than I do right now
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me every time the #NYGiants go into the 4th quarter with a lead:
a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him
Alt: ralph wiggum saying “i’m in danger”
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me every time the #NYGiants go into the 4th quarter with a lead:
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is Hassett attempting to get out in front of the bus Donald Trump and Republicans are backing over the American people
Hassett: "The only thing is that we're gonna see a lot of whining from left-wing critics of the president about the fourth quarter, because our estimate is the shutdown cost more than we expected at the beginning...we think the economic effect might be to cut economic growth about in half in the Q4"
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is Hassett attempting to get out in front of the bus Donald Trump and Republicans are backing over the American people
Well, Bill, your vote says otherwise.
TAPPER: Dr Cassidy, RFK Jr lied to you
CASSIDY: First let me say what's most important -- vaccines are safe.
CASSIDY: First let me say what's most important -- vaccines are safe.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Well, Bill, your vote says otherwise.
Who does this guy think he his? Johnny from those black and white movies in Home Alone?
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Who does this guy think he his? Johnny from those black and white movies in Home Alone?
How I’d like to imagine Bill Ackman somewhere right now in between tennis sets:
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
How I’d like to imagine Bill Ackman somewhere right now in between tennis sets:
Cleanthony Early being part of an entire category on Jeopardy tonight?
I’ll take “Things I Never Expected To See” for $1000, @kenjennings.bsky.social
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
I’ll take “Things I Never Expected To See” for $1000, @kenjennings.bsky.social
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cleanthony Early being part of an entire category on Jeopardy tonight?
I’ll take “Things I Never Expected To See” for $1000, @kenjennings.bsky.social
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
I’ll take “Things I Never Expected To See” for $1000, @kenjennings.bsky.social
#NYKnicks
#KnicksSky
The majority of First Take viewers largely come from gyms and airport bars where the majority of “viewers” couldn’t give any less of a shit about it and are most likely watching it on mute
"[Drake Maye] is a liar…First Take is the number one morning show..don’t tell me you a athlete and you don’t know that. Don’t tell me you a athlete and you don’t know that Cam Newton is on this show. You lying." – Stephen A. Smith
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The majority of First Take viewers largely come from gyms and airport bars where the majority of “viewers” couldn’t give any less of a shit about it and are most likely watching it on mute
Reason #586847 for why, in the age of social media, more artists should opt for the indie route instead of signing their lives away to a bunch of suits
All three major record labels — Universal Music, Sony Music and Warner Music — have reportedly licensed their works to a music AI streaming service
Major Music Labels Strike Deals With New AI Streaming Service
The world’s largest music companies have licensed their works to a music startup called Klay, which is building a streaming service that will allow users to remake songs using artificial intelligence ...
www.bloomberg.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reason #586847 for why, in the age of social media, more artists should opt for the indie route instead of signing their lives away to a bunch of suits
“Some lessons cut deep”
This quote is gonna hit hard when it’s in the by-line of the article announcing Bovino’s sentencing some day
This quote is gonna hit hard when it’s in the by-line of the article announcing Bovino’s sentencing some day
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Some lessons cut deep”
This quote is gonna hit hard when it’s in the by-line of the article announcing Bovino’s sentencing some day
This quote is gonna hit hard when it’s in the by-line of the article announcing Bovino’s sentencing some day
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Somewhere out there exists a parallel universe where Kamala is president, GTA 6 isn’t delayed (again) and the #NYKnicks hit their free throws
#KnicksSky
#KnicksSky
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Somewhere out there exists a parallel universe where Kamala is president, GTA 6 isn’t delayed (again) and the #NYKnicks hit their free throws
#KnicksSky
#KnicksSky