Breaking Bad Punny
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Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.
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This week was brutal.
me, a giants fan, who wanted harbaugh hired watching all these new additions to the coaching staff
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
me, a giants fan, who wanted harbaugh hired watching all these new additions to the coaching staff
That’s not even 2023 Bad Bunny lmao
MAGA accounts shared an altered video depicting Bad Bunny as unable to actually sing. The video turns out to be fake.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
That’s not even 2023 Bad Bunny lmao
I wish they had the video on standby to immediately play for him in case he gave this answer…
THANEDAR: What did your ICE agent mean when he said, 'you raise your voice, I erase your voice' in the video all of us have seen?
LYONS: I'm not aware of that video. I can't comment
LYONS: I'm not aware of that video. I can't comment
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I wish they had the video on standby to immediately play for him in case he gave this answer…
Alternative headline, @nytimes.com :
“Trump Allies Near 'Total Victory' in Wiping Out U.S.
Constitution”
“Trump Allies Near 'Total Victory' in Wiping Out U.S.
Constitution”
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Alternative headline, @nytimes.com :
“Trump Allies Near 'Total Victory' in Wiping Out U.S.
Constitution”
“Trump Allies Near 'Total Victory' in Wiping Out U.S.
Constitution”
“si tu novio no te mama el culo, pa eso que no mame” >>> whatever tf this shit is
Lyrics to a song performed by Kid Rock at the TPUSA halftime show mentions “topless dancers,” “hookers,” and “porno flicks.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
“si tu novio no te mama el culo, pa eso que no mame” >>> whatever tf this shit is
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
The only person who ever had Kid Rock as their favorite artist was Jeffrey Epstein.
And that was only until he found out who Kid Rock actually was and what Kid Rock actually wasn't.
And that was only until he found out who Kid Rock actually was and what Kid Rock actually wasn't.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The only person who ever had Kid Rock as their favorite artist was Jeffrey Epstein.
And that was only until he found out who Kid Rock actually was and what Kid Rock actually wasn't.
And that was only until he found out who Kid Rock actually was and what Kid Rock actually wasn't.
ew.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
ew.
Celtics blown out by the #NYKnicks… Patriots lose the Super Bowl… Boston in absolute shambles tonight
a man sitting on a couch with the words i love it on his face
Alt: d wade saying “i love it”
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Celtics blown out by the #NYKnicks… Patriots lose the Super Bowl… Boston in absolute shambles tonight
Seattle’s punter should be a co-MVP tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Seattle’s punter should be a co-MVP tonight
You know what? After watching them get embarrassed tonight, I’m actually perfectly fine now with the Patriots getting another Super Bowl appearance
a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room .
Alt: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room with a mischievous smile
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
You know what? After watching them get embarrassed tonight, I’m actually perfectly fine now with the Patriots getting another Super Bowl appearance
Puerto Rico hasn't had reliable power in a decade.
The grid sends occasional surges through the wires that fry appliances.
Electricity rates are among the highest in the entire U.S.
Heat waves are getting intense in the summer, and outages mean A/C is no guarantee for an aging population.
The grid sends occasional surges through the wires that fry appliances.
Electricity rates are among the highest in the entire U.S.
Heat waves are getting intense in the summer, and outages mean A/C is no guarantee for an aging population.
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Having DJ Khaled in your commercial in 2026 is an immediate L
a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it
Alt: a man is drawing a letter L on a wall with the words this is for you below it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Having DJ Khaled in your commercial in 2026 is an immediate L
Vete pal carajo, huelebicho
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Vete pal carajo, huelebicho
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
Kenneth Walker looks like Tommy Strawn from Martin
a man wearing glasses and a vest is standing in a room holding something in his hands .
Alt: tommy strawn in martin
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Kenneth Walker looks like Tommy Strawn from Martin
SEGUIMOS AQUÍ, MAMABICHOS!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
SEGUIMOS AQUÍ, MAMABICHOS!!!
EL APAGÓN!!!!
a black background with white eyes and the words se fue la luz in yellow
Alt: a black background with white eyes and the words se fue la luz in yellow
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
EL APAGÓN!!!!
Lady Gaga?! More like Lady Guagua…
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Lady Gaga?! More like Lady Guagua…
Seeing Bad Bunny go from Diles to performing at halftime during the Super Bowl is crazy
a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling .
Alt: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling and crying
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Bad Bunny go from Diles to performing at halftime during the Super Bowl is crazy
r/stupidfood
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
r/stupidfood
That may have been the worst commercial break in Super Bowl history thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts and Coinbase going back to back
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
That may have been the worst commercial break in Super Bowl history thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts and Coinbase going back to back
The year is 2036 and NY Jets owner Brick Johnson has just announced Seth Ryan as the franchise’s new head coach.
Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”
Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”
Report: Jets hiring Rex Ryan's son Seth to coaching staff reut.rs/3O0VAdX
Report: Jets hiring Rex Ryan's son Seth to coaching staff
The New York Jets are reportedly hiring Seth Ryan as their passing game coordinator, marking the third generation of the Ryan family to coach for the franchise.
reut.rs
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The year is 2036 and NY Jets owner Brick Johnson has just announced Seth Ryan as the franchise’s new head coach.
Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”
Additionally, Antonio Brown will be the offensive coordinator. “He had a Madden rating of 99 and was also on the cover in 2019”, said Brick, “how bad of a choice could it really be?”
but, meanwhile, don’t you dare refuse to serve captain underpants over here some pierogies or else he’ll cry
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
but, meanwhile, don’t you dare refuse to serve captain underpants over here some pierogies or else he’ll cry