John Turner
breaking.computer
John Turner
@breaking.computer
Music, code, and cooking enthusiast. Staff engineer making developer tools at a reasonably well known tech company/podcast sponsor. Occasionally writes at breaking.computer
“We optimized pod lookup by putting everything in one namespace“
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Humanities-majors-who-turned-to-tech-as-the-more-viable-path-to-a-living-wage of the world, unite.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Funny, that’s a lot of folks‘ definition of “censorship” too.
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Question from someone interested in but ignorant about Rust: is that inside of an unsafe block? Or can you do SIMD instructions in normal Rust?
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Yes! One of my favorite programming posts is still www.rossbencina.com/code/real-ti..., not because it’s applicable to my current work, but because it starts with a real, data backed, latency number.
Ross Bencina » Real-time audio programming 101: time waits for nothing
www.rossbencina.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And any reassurance that it gives that it’s seen this 100 times before, and really, your partner is having a tough time but she and the baby will be fine, will ring hollow if you know the first thing about LLMs. The worst form of “you’re absolutely right!”
September 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
And I can say, from experience—again, mine wasn’t the important one here—that an AI doula won’t hold your hand as you cry your eyes out because you just heard your kid’s first sounds.
September 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oof, I’ve seen that one before, it’s not an enviable task.
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I see you’ve written enterprise Java before.
September 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I always experience it as my conscious mind finally being quiet and just experiencing the sound, and yeah, it’s the best.
September 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like there’s a phenomenon similar to Greenspun’s 10th rule that goes something like “any sufficiently popular data storage format will eventually be mounted as a FUSE file system“
September 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My typical vax reaction is to pray for the sweet release of death for a day—because I‘m a total baby about being sick—and I think a Crunchwrap supreme might help with that.
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’d not considered Taco Bell as a post-vax meal before, and now I’m intrigued.
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It‘s shockingly hard to do well too. In case it’s helpful, it looks like some folks have ported a version of the Paul Stretch algo to a crate: crates.io/crates/ness_.... No idea about sound quality though, as IIRC Paul Stretch works best on extreme changes and less great on modest ones.
crates.io: Rust Package Registry
crates.io
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM