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Breakfast Brennan
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wild at heart and weird on top
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beautiful shit my love finds on the street and brings home to me: real tiny eggplants that look like fake tiny pumpkins
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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the audacity to be sitting there for me the SECOND i step out of the house
a red tailed hawk perched on a tree limb, body facing the camera with its head turned to its right
July 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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what a horrible time to hate corporations
the mini mcdonald’s happy meal toys have me in a fucking choke hold
Three of the Lil McDonald’s happy meal toys: The McDonald’s sign at top left, a dining booth at the right, and a 4pc nuggets tray in the foreground.
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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you cant tell me this dog doesn’t look like sebastian stan
a dog who looks like sebastian stan
April 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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is it just me or
does the interplanetary disc orbiting a new star look like the desk lady from monsters inc yes it does
February 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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one of my favorite genres of photos:
stuff that looked amazing while you were on shrooms
A photo of the sky. The corner of my roof and a cable antenna foreground left. Blue sky and whispy long white clouds to the right. It was way more interesting on shrooms.
December 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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the fun part about getting drugs delivered in a place where they’re still not legal
two to-go containers wrapped in plastic in front of a brown paper bag. sure looks like food delivery. sure does.
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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4 people accepted the meeting invite and nobody’s here yet
cool cool cool it’s not like i need information to do my job or anything
a photo of my laptop screen showing a video meeting with only myself as a participant. in the screen my face is reflected and looks sick of this shit.
December 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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childhood photos.
remember how i used to think i didn’t look enby enough
LOL
November 23, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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yes i’m gonna post this photo everywhere
that’s my mom isn’t she so cute
don’t we have the same smile
😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
Karen, my biological mother, blonde and smiling, on the left. Me, brunette and smiling the same smile, on the right. Embracing for the umpteenth time today, for the first time since I was born.
August 4, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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when my love knows i’m gonna miss the kiddos and he sneaks a photo into my suitcase 🥹😻
A screenshot of a text exchange. Partner says “Hey Babu, just letting you know. There’s something for you in your suitcase. In the tiny bag on the front.” And I reply “MY BABIES” and send a photo of me holding the photo of our two smallest dogs that he put there for me before I left. I love himb 🥹
July 8, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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when you spend weeks juggling competing priorities between different VPs and the day it’s all due, the CEO is like “drop everything and do this instead”
February 9, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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did someone say body hair
A selfie of me with my right arm bent over my head. I have long brown hair growing from my head and my armpit. I’m wearing a black shirt and black choker, and the blue sky and a yucca plant are in the background.
January 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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when i say im proud of my brother for being a good dad this is what i mean
a text conversation between my brother and i. we discuss how my mother never told me about my scholarship, how everything is a secret with her, how he felt like a criminal going into her room as a kid- and how his kids’ favorite place to play is his room.
January 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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priorities okay
a photo of my computer open as i work, with Natalia Speaks playing on the tv in the background
January 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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my birth mother made things for me for christmas. beautiful things. with her hands and her heart. for me. pretty sure this is the best feeling i’ve ever had.
A handmade seaglass christmas tree with twinkling lights, flanked by two abstract dip paintings (the left on orange, greens, and yellows, and the right in blues blacks and white). A hand painted candle holder and heart shaped stone in greens and oranges (my favorite colors), flanked by two pieces of small wall art that say “you are loved” and “you are amazing! remember that”
December 23, 2023 at 9:41 PM
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suegra appreciation
A photo of my partner’s mother sitting at the foot of the bed. Morning light comes in from the terrace door. She’s laughing and three dogs surround her.
December 22, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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ping me :) but don’t :) even when your boss tells you to :)
December 19, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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when u read gabor maté for twenty minutes
Text post: Note to self to save my life cry more and louder about more about shame without shame cry more to save yourself your cells are crying out for you to cry it out your guts and your veins and your brains need you to cry more and often and then to breathe breathe and breathe and take a short walk in the long shadows of the soft evening sun
December 19, 2023 at 1:15 AM
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this might end up being a real poem one day but i’m dropping it here so i don’t forget to work on it
text post: title:what i want doesn’t matter she wanted me to know her she wanted me to be an only child she wanted to give me a middle name she was told she would but they closed the adoption both adoptions, mine and my brother’s they gave me their own names and forgot hers
December 13, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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it’s friday and i worked for 2.5 hours and would like to be done now
December 1, 2023 at 4:24 PM
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being adopted is like
inside of you are two moms
A screenshot of my phone home page. Two text message notifications delivered “now”: one from “Mama Brennan”, the next from “my mother?!”
November 6, 2023 at 3:50 PM
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Jad on his way to take some pictures of nature
October 27, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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the whole apartment complex wants this stray cat. he’s cuddly AF but impossible to catch. i almost got him with food and scritches but then he scritched me in the face.
A beautiful soft cat, brown black and grey, sitting on the pavement and bonking his head into my outstretched hand.
September 19, 2023 at 11:01 PM
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BUG
and bonus bug buddy
(i assume a snack for the road)
Some kind of black fly-looking bug that seems to be carrying around a slightly smaller whitish bug.
September 14, 2023 at 12:52 AM