Breakfast Brennan
@breakfa5t.bsky.social
wild at heart and weird on top
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explain to me like i’m 5
why can’t AEM find and replace a phrase across all pages of a site automatically
whyyyyy does my team have to manually republish every page
why can’t AEM find and replace a phrase across all pages of a site automatically
whyyyyy does my team have to manually republish every page
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
explain to me like i’m 5
why can’t AEM find and replace a phrase across all pages of a site automatically
whyyyyy does my team have to manually republish every page
why can’t AEM find and replace a phrase across all pages of a site automatically
whyyyyy does my team have to manually republish every page
beautiful shit my love finds on the street and brings home to me: real tiny eggplants that look like fake tiny pumpkins
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
beautiful shit my love finds on the street and brings home to me: real tiny eggplants that look like fake tiny pumpkins
sorry for more couplebragging but it’s so rad to have a partner that i can get annoyed at, and tell him why, and ask him to do something about it, and at the end of the conversation we’re laughing and cuddling about it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
sorry for more couplebragging but it’s so rad to have a partner that i can get annoyed at, and tell him why, and ask him to do something about it, and at the end of the conversation we’re laughing and cuddling about it.
reminding myself that you can’t force anyone to live the life YOU think they deserve.
they will live the life THEY think they deserve.
they will live the life THEY think they deserve.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
reminding myself that you can’t force anyone to live the life YOU think they deserve.
they will live the life THEY think they deserve.
they will live the life THEY think they deserve.
how i know this is the right place for me:
the day doesn’t loom and threaten
because it starts and ends with person hugs and dog cuddles,
soft smiles and big laughs.
hot sun during the day and a cool cozy breeze at night.
i’m so fucking lucky.
the day doesn’t loom and threaten
because it starts and ends with person hugs and dog cuddles,
soft smiles and big laughs.
hot sun during the day and a cool cozy breeze at night.
i’m so fucking lucky.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
how i know this is the right place for me:
the day doesn’t loom and threaten
because it starts and ends with person hugs and dog cuddles,
soft smiles and big laughs.
hot sun during the day and a cool cozy breeze at night.
i’m so fucking lucky.
the day doesn’t loom and threaten
because it starts and ends with person hugs and dog cuddles,
soft smiles and big laughs.
hot sun during the day and a cool cozy breeze at night.
i’m so fucking lucky.
nosferatu was cool but it was also kinda just moulin rouge for goths
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
nosferatu was cool but it was also kinda just moulin rouge for goths
going from thursday morning therapy right into rewatching Pink Floyd’s The Wall and not thinking too deeply about that
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
going from thursday morning therapy right into rewatching Pink Floyd’s The Wall and not thinking too deeply about that
subjected my whole team to Chipmunk Punk during a work meeting today
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
subjected my whole team to Chipmunk Punk during a work meeting today
ok fine i’ll say it
i may be neurodivergent but
body doubling stresses me OUT
i may be neurodivergent but
body doubling stresses me OUT
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
ok fine i’ll say it
i may be neurodivergent but
body doubling stresses me OUT
i may be neurodivergent but
body doubling stresses me OUT
innocent lil me putting on Wayward and unprepared for the BAM i’m gay BAM i’m gay BAM
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
innocent lil me putting on Wayward and unprepared for the BAM i’m gay BAM i’m gay BAM
super original thought alert:
weekends really need to be longer
weekends really need to be longer
September 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
super original thought alert:
weekends really need to be longer
weekends really need to be longer
this shouldn’t have to be said but
when i die, for the love of all that is holy, please do not create AI tribute videos for me.
when i die, for the love of all that is holy, please do not create AI tribute videos for me.
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this shouldn’t have to be said but
when i die, for the love of all that is holy, please do not create AI tribute videos for me.
when i die, for the love of all that is holy, please do not create AI tribute videos for me.
a second doctor has told me i’m a good nurse (in the context of caregiving) and i once again feel very lucky and super proud to carry some of my bio mom with me in my attitudes and behavior.
September 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
a second doctor has told me i’m a good nurse (in the context of caregiving) and i once again feel very lucky and super proud to carry some of my bio mom with me in my attitudes and behavior.
wish i had a dollar for every time i reached into my tote bag to feel around for my vape, and instead brought my headphones case to my lips
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
wish i had a dollar for every time i reached into my tote bag to feel around for my vape, and instead brought my headphones case to my lips
the ER theme song sounds a little like Running Up That Hill.
that is all.
that is all.
September 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
the ER theme song sounds a little like Running Up That Hill.
that is all.
that is all.
Something that made me smile recently:
The visiting nurse patted his pockets so I handed him my pen. He started filling out the form, stopped, and looked up at me. In his thick eastern bloc accent he said “This is beautiful pen.”
The visiting nurse patted his pockets so I handed him my pen. He started filling out the form, stopped, and looked up at me. In his thick eastern bloc accent he said “This is beautiful pen.”
September 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Something that made me smile recently:
The visiting nurse patted his pockets so I handed him my pen. He started filling out the form, stopped, and looked up at me. In his thick eastern bloc accent he said “This is beautiful pen.”
The visiting nurse patted his pockets so I handed him my pen. He started filling out the form, stopped, and looked up at me. In his thick eastern bloc accent he said “This is beautiful pen.”
feeling very mature because i’ve scheduled some time for myself tomorrow to just cry
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
feeling very mature because i’ve scheduled some time for myself tomorrow to just cry
life is really hard right now but having a cat to purr on my chest is BIG lovely
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
life is really hard right now but having a cat to purr on my chest is BIG lovely
Safe foods lately (i.e. all I have eaten for weeks):
-wasabi seaweed snacks
-green juice
-soft pretzels dipped in queso
-wasabi seaweed snacks
-green juice
-soft pretzels dipped in queso
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Safe foods lately (i.e. all I have eaten for weeks):
-wasabi seaweed snacks
-green juice
-soft pretzels dipped in queso
-wasabi seaweed snacks
-green juice
-soft pretzels dipped in queso
i saw a beautiful woman on the train yesterday and i felt like such a creep bc i kept catching myself admiring her face and hair and leggggggggs
im pretty sure i kept it respectful but still
i wish i had the guts to tell her in the girls bathroom kinda way
that she is SO FUCKING GORGEOUS
im pretty sure i kept it respectful but still
i wish i had the guts to tell her in the girls bathroom kinda way
that she is SO FUCKING GORGEOUS
August 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i saw a beautiful woman on the train yesterday and i felt like such a creep bc i kept catching myself admiring her face and hair and leggggggggs
im pretty sure i kept it respectful but still
i wish i had the guts to tell her in the girls bathroom kinda way
that she is SO FUCKING GORGEOUS
im pretty sure i kept it respectful but still
i wish i had the guts to tell her in the girls bathroom kinda way
that she is SO FUCKING GORGEOUS
yes an 8:30am meeting is fine as long as you can handle how my brain forms questions that early. “why i doing this wasn’t before?”
August 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
yes an 8:30am meeting is fine as long as you can handle how my brain forms questions that early. “why i doing this wasn’t before?”
they should let me in to the criterion closet
August 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
they should let me in to the criterion closet
just a little love post
about how beautiful mornings are at home with my partner.
that’s what i miss the most when i’m gone.
waking up together, buenos días mi amor, como dormiste? cuddling all the dogs in bed, breathing in the morning air. hugs in the kitchen while the coffee brews. good stuff.
about how beautiful mornings are at home with my partner.
that’s what i miss the most when i’m gone.
waking up together, buenos días mi amor, como dormiste? cuddling all the dogs in bed, breathing in the morning air. hugs in the kitchen while the coffee brews. good stuff.
August 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
just a little love post
about how beautiful mornings are at home with my partner.
that’s what i miss the most when i’m gone.
waking up together, buenos días mi amor, como dormiste? cuddling all the dogs in bed, breathing in the morning air. hugs in the kitchen while the coffee brews. good stuff.
about how beautiful mornings are at home with my partner.
that’s what i miss the most when i’m gone.
waking up together, buenos días mi amor, como dormiste? cuddling all the dogs in bed, breathing in the morning air. hugs in the kitchen while the coffee brews. good stuff.
sure don’t love new york and mexico city having earthquakes on the same day sure don’t
August 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
sure don’t love new york and mexico city having earthquakes on the same day sure don’t
genuinely curious what it feels like to like yourself
or to grow up in a house where you felt liked
or to grow up in a house where you felt liked
August 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
genuinely curious what it feels like to like yourself
or to grow up in a house where you felt liked
or to grow up in a house where you felt liked