I feel like you would make such a good blue muppet

I went to work like this today lol

omg yes it's ok!! can we wear coordinating muppet wife bestie outfits plz tho

"Muppet Wife"

Omg I thought I responded to this but it apparently never happened? I usually have 1-3 extras on hand so I can replace them if one gets too moist. My favorites are the cheap party favor kind from Target that come in a $5 12 pack. The insides are flimsy so they won't work if they get too wet

My armpits are self lubricating

Sometimes life in prison seems kinda chill tbh. It's like a permanent vacation from making decisions

I hope not. I hope this is what gets me arrested

be free as the blue sky intended!

Okay kazoo off tomorrow

Let's have a kazoo off

hey you seem like you would be good at kazooing