I can't brush my hair without this little girly girl running up to me and demanding I style her hair too.

Normal person doing normal things. Normal, normal, normal.

normalize being normal

is fake head blood too bold of a makeup choice to wear in public or is it ok?

muppet wife

My friend is visiting my apartment for the first time and he doesn't know that he is about to enter into Elmo world

My new fashion aesthetic is "elmo mob wife"

Quality checking my kazoo collection today

Threads is for unhinged people. Bluesky is for people who have ripped the entire hinge off with only their teeth.

Gonna get a second phone so I can post on Threads with my right hand and post on here with my left hand

I don't know what I'm doing on Threads. I don't know what I'm doing here!! What is my objective with social media?? Why do I do this to myself!!

In: kazoos, turtlenecks, tax evasion, glitter spaghetti, abstinence cults, extra sauce on the side, vending machines, corn pizza

Out: shoes with holes in them, cookies, paying taxes, the Cambrian era, clip on heelys, sex cults, corn Thursday

I pretended to know what I was doing everyday for a whole year but I still haven't convinced myself that I know what I am doing

Hello new friends, I make art with bread. This is my bread art: