And what if I said they already chose the new Pope
April 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And what if I said they already chose the new Pope
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Twink death or whatever
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Twink death or whatever
Deez have always brought me luck 
April 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Deez have always brought me luck 
*while being stabbed* you know i think ill look back on this one day and just laaaaugh
April 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
*while being stabbed* you know i think ill look back on this one day and just laaaaugh
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I just drunkenly ordered a fucking cello
March 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just drunkenly ordered a fucking cello
Getting a hairline tattoo that says Essentials Fear of God
March 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Getting a hairline tattoo that says Essentials Fear of God
Hey, we all have our Achilles Heel man, you know
March 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hey, we all have our Achilles Heel man, you know
Say what you want about Teslas, Dodge Charger still takes the cake for most homophobic motor vehicle
March 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Say what you want about Teslas, Dodge Charger still takes the cake for most homophobic motor vehicle
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The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
Mayhem production on tracks like Shadow of a Man is giving Justice and I’m here for it
March 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Mayhem production on tracks like Shadow of a Man is giving Justice and I’m here for it
How Bad Do U Want Me sounds like a lost Taylor Swift demo
March 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
How Bad Do U Want Me sounds like a lost Taylor Swift demo
Every time I hear the words “exclusive bonus content,” a hostage dies
March 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Every time I hear the words “exclusive bonus content,” a hostage dies
I want Adrian Brody to build a cathedral that looks like this
January 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I want Adrian Brody to build a cathedral that looks like this
Ate well today
January 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Ate well today
Lost me at the Italian Rape Cave
January 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lost me at the Italian Rape Cave
I’m the sluttiest person on this bus right now, easy
January 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m the sluttiest person on this bus right now, easy
If I come over and you serve me a drink in a mason jar I’m setting your house on fire
January 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If I come over and you serve me a drink in a mason jar I’m setting your house on fire
Febreeze is the real orgy MVP
January 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Febreeze is the real orgy MVP
Cathedrals everywhere, those with eyes to see, etc.
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Cathedrals everywhere, those with eyes to see, etc.
Probably never leaving California
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Probably never leaving California
Partner is planning on going out to lunch with family on Sunday
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Partner is planning on going out to lunch with family on Sunday
Got my flu and covid boosters yesterday
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Got my flu and covid boosters yesterday