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brdm.bsky.social
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Get what I deserve? No thanks. I can do better than that
December 11, 2023 at 9:49 PM
wheres the documentary following the working lives of the janitors of professional eating contests?
December 11, 2023 at 10:36 PM
social media replaced bathroom reading. proof of de-evolution #346.
December 11, 2023 at 10:29 PM
cant wait for my inheritors to look at all my computer chat logs
December 6, 2023 at 8:21 AM
the new commercials are just quoting the ad copy of ur fav youtubers / podcasts
December 4, 2023 at 9:51 PM
the pavlovian response to wiggle my mouse from the hours of 8am-4pm
December 4, 2023 at 9:50 PM
new pfp what up
December 4, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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imagine getting this gift as a kid
September 10, 2023 at 4:53 AM
my last night in la. It was a heck of year, but i cant wait to be back in wa
August 23, 2023 at 2:32 AM
48 hours w/o weed and damn this shit blows. Im crying over everything. I become anxious in a flash. fuck
August 22, 2023 at 4:56 AM
*multiple earthquakes happen in la*
me: thankfully it wasnt very bad
my wife: is it bad that I wanted to feel it more?
August 21, 2023 at 12:17 AM
peak singularity is when I can put myself in airplane mode
August 20, 2023 at 2:08 PM
"oh a bluesky notif, I wonder what it is"

"oh man a new follow"

*less followers than before*
August 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
yeah Im in my cyberpunk phase

me "connecting" to bluesky
August 18, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Went and saw the meteor shower in joshua tree on saturday night.

so did the rest of la...
August 15, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Who the hell uses the high setting on a bidet?!?! what function does that much pressure serve?!?!!!
August 14, 2023 at 3:58 AM
that niche socal shit
August 13, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Thinking about a guy on my block talkin on his phone "...its all about location location location, take my place its only 20 minutes from the hollywood sign..."
August 12, 2023 at 5:54 AM
OMG I love LA, the billboards are like always changing and I feel like so in the know
August 12, 2023 at 5:52 AM
the goat
August 11, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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August 11, 2023 at 5:57 PM
August 11, 2023 at 5:14 PM
new business idea: setup a booth for apple bobbing but makin ppl pay for all the apples their mouths touch
August 11, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Honey whats wrong, you havent even opened the "... xxxtra spicy adult content exotic cannabis flower"
August 11, 2023 at 4:54 PM
even the trees in la have adhd
August 11, 2023 at 4:51 PM