No officer I didn't have anything to drink. Not one Iota.

He is just trying to get the inaugural Netflix Peace Prize award first.

Is self-hosting the problem or just overly complex abstractions in otel?

You could have Grafana host all 4 and still have the same problems.

So stacked PR's when?

Ah i haven't looked at tangled much in a while. I guess I am wrong and need a second look!

Bluesky: A proper moderation team. Having moderation driven by a company is just Twitter with a different skin. Also on that note. Don't look so much like twitter. Get a real unique personality

Tangled: Needs to be able to work without logging in.

Datadog is also 10x the cost. You can get a lot of UX engineers for the price of a couple hundred thousand metrics.

Also thanks to the push sales guy who called me at 7am. I cannot recommend them ever.