Brandon
brbe.me
Brandon
@brbe.me
Poor one our for #confluent
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Don't ever buy a #Rivian. Someone smashed my back window. They didn't steal anything but it's easier to smash then to look through the tinted window I guess.

But it's now been 3 weeks waiting on an appointment today when I got a text that they don't even have the glass on the day of!
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
EVERY FUCKING TIME I open an
#atlassian application like #Jira or #Confluence there is some fucking chatbot window or a tip and tricks window begging me to not focus on why I opened it in the first place.

My company has somehow already decided to use your shitty software now let be fucking use it!
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
#Hackathons with judges and winners is doing it wrong.

Most of them are doing it wrong.

Do a prototype forum and let your peers nerd out about your hack. That recognition is already worth it. Reward everyone for participation.
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What fucking system prompt does Copilot have? It always tries to "go above and beyond" like some annoying intern who thinks they have everything figured it out.

Claude and it's own doesn't seem this eager to write 2x the ammount of code to do shit i didn't even hint at.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It amazing that a company that came up with the brilliant product name Artifactory is called "jFrog"
September 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Reposted by Brandon
Gees. More photos are surfacing.
September 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM