Brazen Bard
brazenbard.bsky.social
Brazen Bard
@brazenbard.bsky.social
Loveable eldritch being, fairly shameless, but tries to be kind and nice to people.
Oh, hey, if my last foray was good, I'd be happy to pitch in, assuming I wouldn't have to, y'know, do it live at 3AM on a Tuesday, my time. 😅
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Seems plausible "food" was just used as a simple shorthand for "overfeeding", regardless of whether it was milk or paste-type baby food. Presumably not a porterhouse steak, though...
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
...Dang, that's one lucky baby.

I'm presuming the baby's in the hospital getting properly checked out as to why it stopped breathing?
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Wait, you pronounce the x as an x?

...I've always pronounced that word as "ki-hotic"...
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
...So, "Dispassion of the Christ" and "Apathy of the Christ", then?
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Well, they were merely suggestions.

It's entirely up to you to find something you actually want to play.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you like deckbuilding games, I can recommend Deck of Haunts.

If you've already got The Planet Crafter, it just got a new DLC planet.

If you like Enshrouded, it just got a pretty big update.

Just some food for thought.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I will not be cowed by hecklers like that.
a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while smiling .
ALT: a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while smiling .
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November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You've got the moos, you've got the rhythm?
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don't actually *have* any pre-2000 systems, unless TheC64 Mini counts (as it only runs C64 games), but most of the games I have for my PS3 are PS1 games, and a sizeable percentage of my PC games library uses DOS, not Windows... so more recent hardware, but 20th-century games.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
All income and assets in excess of $100,000,000.00 should be taxed at a rate of 100%. Billionaires are a blight upon the planet and out species, and there's really no need for people who hoard resources like they're about to become scarce. Which, y'know, they might be due to said hoarding.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
...and a safeword sure can come in handy for both...
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
So in order, Bagoly, the world's ANGRIEST owlin barbarian, Shade Under Tree, the best cat-burglar in and below Waterdeep and heroic wielder of a mighty Sunblade, and Yuk, plasmoid fighter who excels at Bonk!
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That does sound pretty Standard...
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
...torn between a "Thousand yard stare" gif and "Brother! Get the flamer!" here...

🫂
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I mostly use InDesign at work, occasionally tinkering with Photoshop, and good grief would I like to rip out the AI components, but alas...
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Working in printing, I've yet to receive a PDF with correct page sizes exported from Canva. I have... somewhat strong feelings about it.

Might Gimp be an option?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
...okay, I like spiders just as much as the next drow, but touching *that* would make me voice some extremely strong passwords...
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If gender is a performance, I think I might be half-heartedly adlibbing it, 'cause I sure as heck never got a script...
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Would be absolutely brilliant if you could get one with the avatar like that, as well...
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So a self-reinforcing algorithm, basically - "white male employers favor hiring people who look like themselves, so the algorithm will favor conventional masculine traits as favorable"...
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM