Brazen Bard
brazenbard.bsky.social
Brazen Bard
@brazenbard.bsky.social
Loveable eldritch being, fairly shameless, but tries to be kind and nice to people.
Pinned
Oh, yes, hello, I'm just a friendly squishy being.

Art by @melle-d.bsky.social
Fuck ICE with a rusty spork!
Agreed, Miss Lala's got it right. And, as per usual, Rev the lolicon incel has it wrong, & he has no place in the Vtuber community.

Fuck ICE & Fuck Rev 🖕

Adversor et admorsus ✊️🔥
#MeltTheICE #NoMoreKings #BashTheFash #ResistAndBite #ACAB
I stand by Miss Lala when I say:

Fuck ICE and Fuck Rev
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This bus terminal restroom could have had better heating.

A person could get polaroids on this seat.
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Phil Brucato's right.

This Book of the Fallen (Mage: The Ascension) LARP sucks, and none of us signed up for it.

(I follow him on Facebook, insofar as I maintain a presence there...)
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Post a female character you love.
January 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"I know I asked for a depiction of how God watches over fools and children, but don't you think the bowl of popcorn is a bit much?"
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ever wonder if Gallifreyan adult toys are bigger on the inside?
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Been a rough weekend, narsty head cold going on, for both me and my schnookums. But, we seem to be mostly recovered now, finally...

🎨by @melled42.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Seeing as its' the day for it, I appreciate my little kobold nerd, Electrum the Cleric of Tamara, and @rymacthekobold.bsky.social who drew them.
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Thought the air was a bit fresh outside. It's -10C this morning. That's 14F to those who use a silly temperature scale.
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Welp, today's surprisingly frictionless.

Fuckin' owie, I landed partially on my bad shoulder, too...
January 6, 2026 at 8:47 AM
A soldier who, after an honorable discharge, gets facial surgery, is that a redecorated veteran?
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Starting the new year with The Executive - it's pretty much the Game Dev Tycoon-alike of the movie industry.

I think I might have a winning formula here, with that director and cast for this title...
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Finally, some snow this Christmas...
December 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Reposted by Brazen Bard
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
#NoAI
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
I don't want gen AI in my browser.
I don't want gen AI in my PC.
I don't want gen AI in my art.
I don't want gen AI in my games.
I don't want gen AI in my music.
I don't want gen AI in my movies.
I don't want gen AI in my books.
I don't want gen AI in my cart.
I don't want gen AI in my life.
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I just played Scrabble with mom and Schnookums. They're a little salty.

Might be because I beat them by about 200 and 250 pounts, respectively... 😅
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Let's see if we can give Brakka one last boost before New Year's, shall we?
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If a religion absorbs the members of another, is that theft by conversion?
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

...Welp, an insane clown with facepaint causing problems does seem par for the course...
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ran PF1 yesterday, party tried to recover a stolen scroll with the forbidden spell Animal Magnetism.

The man behind the theft was not happy to discover it was an evocation rather then enchantment - having animals adhere to you is impractical, y'all. 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Horrifying-but-useful magic item, for your consideration:

The Leper's Ring of Regeneration.

Whoever wears it gains regeneration, recovering health and growing out lost body parts. Which is useful, as the ring also inflicts late-stage leprosy on the wearer, making them not feel when bits fall off.😈
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Making a mobile game based on continuous revenue through microtransactions...

...would it be too on the nose to call it "Pequod"?
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I just realized... "Holder" is a last name. "Card" is a boy's name. It's possible there's a young man named Card Holder out there, and his life is a constant grievance when it comes to showing his ID or using a credit card...
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Welp, boss just confirmed why I trust AI about as far as I can throw a datacenter.

I set up a calendar, and she used AI to proofread it. The AI came back with 20-30 errors, mainly holiday placements and red days.

None of those errors were, in fact, in the calendar, everything was already correct.😅
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Share one of your favorite video games.
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM